Silver Tongue

Mar 16

glumshoe:

thelordoffanarts:

The Many Colors of Saruman by Harold Jig.

when you come out to your friends and they don’t accept you so you imprison them in your wizard tower to think about their choices

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glumshoe:

come out to your family by showing them that you’ve switched out all your old clothes with a new, fancy rainbow color scheme, and if they don’t accept you, imprison them at the top of your wizard tower while they think about their choices

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e-seal:

when some asshole kid just stands right next to you and blows on some shitty whistle until you wake up

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introvertedthinking:

wait,

are dragons to us like airplanes are to snakes??

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probablybadrpgideas:

The twist at the end of all of your games is that the travelling salesman was actually a space robot.

Don’t change this twist in any way based on the genre, setting or events of the campaign.

wilwheaton:

roguetelemetry:

historyarchaeologyartefacts:

A ceramic jar filled with thousands of bronze coins was recently unearthed at the site of a 15th-century samurai’s residence just north of Tokyo [710x470]

reblog in 30 seconds to find a clay jar of bronze coins

I waited 31 seconds because where the fuck am I going to put a clay jar full of bronze coins I mean honestly.

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*creates a tower of babel to reach heaven and dab on gods corpse*

we-are-carpenter:

greysdawn:

artnerd1123:

lundylawrence:

youremycheerleader:

evangelinethedemonicangel:

mathriseheaven:

my favourite moment in undertale is this btw

cause ur like woah cool but then you realise its a fucking pun

I don’t get it????

It re-fused
Fused back together
Like the pieces shattered, but refused to do so, by re-fusing

I am about 50 levels of done rn at how long I didn’t notice this and I’M SCREAMING

@therealhypervlad

*insert pic of someone going BOI here*

OH MY GOD

wait until you realize that determination is a pun too

de-termination (as in death)

FUCKING TOBY RADIATION FOX HOW DID I NOT REALIZE THESE UNTIL THIS VERY MOMENT IN 2019

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dragon-in-a-fez:

sagihairius:

i was taking this families order and the dad needed a second to decide so i was chatting with his kids and i was like “oooh are you guys twins” and then a voice from under the table went “YOURE CLOSE MAAM” then A THIRD KID popped up and did some karate moves at me and the dad just looked so tired

so yeah i met identical triplets today

this is the only correct way to handle being an identical triplet

The introduction of Quigley Quagmire.

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bwitiye:

buttplugfoetus:

no wait thats not all

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