Anonymous asked: No he's dead the comic ends right after they bury his still weeping corpse
//the comic will get Angsty since like, all ghost stories are about death but let’s uhhh be a lil more chill about it eh?
bold of anon to assume that being completely rearranged at a molecular level would leave a body to bury
It’s true that John mulaney now has a reaction to everything but what’s even better is that everything is encompassed by exactly three of his lines
1) that’s what I thought you’d say you dumb fucking horse
2) now we don’t have time to unpack all that
3) and then I didn’t!
This is “you know those days where you’re like, ‘this might as well happen? Adult life is already so goddamn weird’” erasure
“And I said no….you know, like a liar.”
(via newbarrk)
i REALLY love the “new pokemon girl is malicious and scottish” meme it’s really good.
watch this rly good video please
(via demilypyro)
[video]
Gee Steven how many moms do you have???
(via bloodsbane)
DM: Im not gonna stop (bard) from eating brownies out of the trash
Monk: I AM going to stop (bard) from eating brownies out of the trash
Bard: Im going to use prestidigitation to clean it and you CANT stop me!
[video]
Maybe only cats can become ghost. That’s why ghosts just knock over stuff and make noises at night.
(Source: reddit.com, via newbarrk)
[video]
a shooter who targeted muslims made a “subscribe to pewdiepie” joke before murdering innocent people but… sure… pewdiepie isn’t a white supremacist who intentionally made a white supremacist fanbase feel safe, normal, or anything else like that
no
not at all