Silver Tongue

Mar 16

Anonymous asked: No he's dead the comic ends right after they bury his still weeping corpse

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//the comic will get Angsty since like, all ghost stories are about death but let’s uhhh be a lil more chill about it eh?

bold of anon to assume that being completely rearranged at a molecular level would leave a body to bury

twinklecupcake:

jxhn-mulaney:

theory-box:

It’s true that John mulaney now has a reaction to everything but what’s even better is that everything is encompassed by exactly three of his lines

1) that’s what I thought you’d say you dumb fucking horse

2) now we don’t have time to unpack all that

3) and then I didn’t!

This is “you know those days where you’re like, ‘this might as well happen? Adult life is already so goddamn weird’” erasure

“And I said no….you know, like a liar.”

(via newbarrk)

paper-mario-wiki:

paper-mario-wiki:

i REALLY love the “new pokemon girl is malicious and scottish” meme it’s really good.

watch this rly good video please

(via demilypyro)

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snejkha:

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Gee Steven how many moms do you have???

(via bloodsbane)

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: Im not gonna stop (bard) from eating brownies out of the trash

Monk: I AM going to stop (bard) from eating brownies out of the trash

Bard: Im going to use prestidigitation to clean it and you CANT stop me!

Mar 15

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alteredgalaxy:

showerthoughtsofficial:

Maybe only cats can become ghost. That’s why ghosts just knock over stuff and make noises at night.

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(Source: reddit.com, via newbarrk)

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jennyslateswife:

a shooter who targeted muslims made a “subscribe to pewdiepie” joke before murdering innocent people but… sure… pewdiepie isn’t a white supremacist who intentionally made a white supremacist fanbase feel safe, normal, or anything else like that

no

not at all

(via beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202)