okay obviously fma takes place in a completely different world with a different history so logically a “napoleon complex” wouldnt actually be named that, bc there would have been no napoleon. however, if there were another historical figure who was well-known for being short……………………… what im saying here is the future people of amestris would call the phenomena of someone acting aggressive to overcompensate for their height an “edward elric complex” or “fullmetal alchemist complex” or something
stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn’t know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn’t know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day
happy one year anniversary to possibly the best plum poem since william carlos williams’ “this is just to say”
