Silver Tongue

Mar 15

caucasianscriptures:
“Plague inc is getting harder and harder…
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caucasianscriptures:

Plague inc is getting harder and harder…

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zonecassette:
“ Like this post if you are a cube. Reblog if you are its greebled version
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zonecassette:

Like this post if you are a cube. Reblog if you are its greebled version

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jorratedlegs:

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canon lore is purely optional to me. I take it apart bit by bit and throw away everything i dont like. its like walking into a super market and staring at frozen ready meals just to turn the corner and grab the ingredients to do that meal my own way 

Christians be like^^^^

this is the fucking funniest thing someone could add to this post

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caroldanverssupremacist:

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the lesbian power is strong

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scrapsofchaos:
“ WHAAAAAT! Is this me? I think it’s me! You should be following me! And giving me math help. I’m pretty sure the answer is really a shark…
Message me!
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scrapsofchaos:

WHAAAAAT! Is this me? I think it’s me! You should be following me! And giving me math help. I’m pretty sure the answer is really a shark…

Message me!

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dyslexic-daedra:
“ cosmicbiologist:
“ firstborn-of-akatosh:
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“ tiredbosmerboy:
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“ sock-drawer-jeffery:
“ uesp:
“ Did You Know: Thanks to the Hist, Argonians can switch genders?
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THE HIST SAID TRANS...

dyslexic-daedra:

cosmicbiologist:

firstborn-of-akatosh:

firstborn-of-akatosh:

tiredbosmerboy:

skavenscreechings:

sock-drawer-jeffery:

uesp:

Did You Know: Thanks to the Hist, Argonians can switch genders?

THE HIST SAID TRANS RIGHTS

No, they didn’t, you fucking transfetishist. It’s part of the argonian life cycle. Learn your fucking lore.

Wow. Just wow. The lore states the argonians can ask the hist for the change. This means the argonian in question probably feels they do not belong as the gender they hatched as. They don’t just all change gender in their lifetimes. I do read my lore, and think that this is something transfolk should be able to connect with and enjoy.

So, kindly fuck off and let transfolk enjoy their tree lizards.

“There are many ways to change oneself, of course. Some travel to far off land, taking in a new culture and lifestyle. Others choose to practice a new craft, woodworkers turned warriors, tailors turned egg-tenders. But others feel they need an even deeper change in their life, and so require the aid of the Hist. They are those who have chosen to change their gender. Something deep within these individuals calls for them to undergo this change. I do not know if it is the Hist’s will, or simply their own. But always I listen with open mind and open palms, ready to help them in this time of transformation. Together we commune with the Hist, and prepare to receive its aid.“

-A Grand Transformation, an actual lorebook

‘learn lore’ lmao bye

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Bye Felicia

The Hist said Trans Rights!

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Actual in game dialogue with a canon and non-disputable altmer transwoman.

Transphobia has no place in the Elder Scrolls. 

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jerryterry:

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therealsongbirddiamondback:

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“homer’s enemy” is such a fascinating simpsons episode because although it was largely panned by viewers for being too dark (even by the show’s standards), it’s gone on to become the number 1-rated simpsons episode of all time [according to IMDB] and most people who were young kids at the time the episode first aired (myself included) consider it one of the most iconic and classic episodes of the series

like damn, it was always a running joke that homer is much too incompetent and lazy for his line of work and yet somehow still manages to live in a decent 2-story home in a nice neighborhood but this episode hit it on the fucking nose with how unfair and ludicrous it all is

The show creators wanted to make this episode unsettling.  They wanted to show what would happen if a real person ended up in Springfield. 

The message of “Homer’s Enemy” is far more Chesterton’s Fence than Peter Principle, and I think a lot of people miss that.

Everything Frank Grimes says is both obvious and true to the viewer.

The twist is that Frank Grimes is from our world, but Springfield isn’t. Where he ended up, nuclear power plants ooze glowing green goop and undereducated drunks pour sodas on control panels to short them out rather than investigate error messages. In our world, Springfield would be a slightly more colorful Pripiyat, the town evacuated in the wake of the Chernobyl disaster. But that keeps not happening!

The fundamental logic of Springfield is that of TV: big stuff happens, but it all has a way of returning to the status quo after 22 minutes. The Simpsons constantly makes reference to all the outlandish things Homer did, as if this mid-30s man actually did all the things he supposedly did over the last three decades of TV. They still callback Poochie, for chrissakes! It’s TV given self-awareness and this license to acknowledge its built-in logic.

For all his supposed knowledge and competence, Grimes’ skills of observation failed him miserably. He was driven to madness by a world that didn’t play by his rules. The lesson of “Homer’s Enemy” is that you can’t demand that a world you barely understand follow a set of rules that you do.

goddamn every time i go thru the notes of this post i find more and more in-depth analyses and interpretations of it, i’m impressed

I saw a recent interview with Bill Oakley (one of the writers during the time) where he compared Frank Grimes to Superintendent Chalmers - one of my favorite Simpsons characters because of how he plays a similar “only sane man” sort of role, but only ever asks a few questions before dropping it and taking everything at face value. He’s learned just not to care, because he knows it’s more trouble than it’s worth. Oakley sums it up really well:

“Chalmers is able to live in Springfield and succeed, because he knows not to ask too many questions. Whereas Frank just wouldn’t let it go. He wouldn’t let it go, and he died.”

wasnt that that the quote the reason that lead to the whole steamed hams situation? Like it was about pushing chalmers questioning to its absolute limit

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