Silver Tongue

Mar 22

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poidkea:

@rcktpwr

let’s talk about dave and rose, holding hands

yeah they hold hands

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dave and rose hold hands

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liaability:

liaability:

everyone says “i forgive but i don’t forget” whereas my dumb, bitter ass is over here never forgiving but always forgetting

once i remember why i was mad in the first place, it’s over for you hoes

(Source: liaability, via chefpyro)

foot-candle:

tharook:

footballintuxedos:

tharook:

standard-dingo:

candygarnet:

spottytonguedog:

riskpig:

ravencapri:

dykean:

the “___ change my mind” guy sitting at a desk is Steven Crowder who is literally a deep conservative “comedian” and the biggest transphobe of 2018 so can we NOT use that meme anymore thanks. he literally calls trans people tr**** in some of his videos and refers to caitlyn jenner (I may not like her but Christ) as a transgender f@scist because she transitioned and refers to her transitioning as “going full #sjw.” this meme is cancelled and not funny. use google if you don’t believe me. bye

yeah actually i did some research (googling. i googled) and this is what the the original image was: (as opposed to what i first saw it as and what other might have, and had assumed that was the real one) 

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he does stuff like that a lot; 

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so yeah Yikes. 

Shit, I just looked him up as well.

Fucking 
YIKES, meme cancelled.

FYI. Don’t reblog or make any more memes from this guy. Fucking creep.

we know hes a shitty person, the whole reason the meme started was to make fun of him

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While it’s not the meme I’m best comfortable with, it’s making a mockery of his disingenuous posturing and I am all for that.

I gotta agree with @tharook here. Making fun of Crowder’s posturing and psuedo-intellectual bullshit more than makes the meme worth it.

Plus there’s a good chance that the next time he shows up at a college with a “Change My Mind” sign, all the college students will burst out laughing, so that’s good.

I AM NOT

A MEME

Change my Mind

Exactly. turning him into a viral joke is a powerful way of disenfranchizing him to the general population who are unaware of him. if the joke gets to people first, they will dismiss him as that meme guy if they come across him and are not already polarized one way or another on the issue

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tariqah:

heartshaped-jealousy:

tariqah:

Someone: You’re being disrespectful to the troops

Me: that’s intentional

So who’s keeping you free? It surely isn’t you getting up at 5am every morning to protect this country? The fuck?? End this, people have died so you can sit safely at home to say stupid shit like this

Ma’am how are your troops protecting you by going overseas and stealing oil from Middle Eastern countries 🤔🤔 People have died so Shell and Exxonmobil have a better balance sheet, not to protect your naive as fuck ass who believes that America is “defending” itself by actively invading and waging war in the Middle East

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rabdoidal:
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rabdoidal:

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(Source: whymustientermyname, via ask-bluestream)

homosuckofficial:
“ Marvus Xoloto from Hiveswap
( @littleladylulub request)
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homosuckofficial:

Marvus Xoloto from Hiveswap

( @littleladylulub request)

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[video]

theladytrickster:
“ thorinobsessed:
“ monumentofallyoursins:
“ psychoticrambling:
“ falling-through-the-time-vortex:
“ kamachameleon:
“ k-hiq:
“ skylark11:
“ a lake in montana whose water is so clear it appears shallow, when really its over 100 feet...

theladytrickster:

thorinobsessed:

monumentofallyoursins:

psychoticrambling:

falling-through-the-time-vortex:

kamachameleon:

k-hiq:

skylark11:

a lake in montana whose water is so clear it appears shallow, when really its over 100 feet deep!

this is actually kinda terrifying because what if someone doesn’t know how deep it is, so they go diving and try to swim to the bottom, but they always seem just out of reach, so they just keep swimming… and when they realize something’s wrong it’s too late

Imagine seeing a body at the bottom….

tumblr has the ability to turn everything beautiful into something terrifying 

What if you see a skeleton at the bottom of what appears to be a shallow part of the lake. As you dive down to check them out you notice the water is deeper than you originally thought. Much deeper. You come to realize that there is no way these remains could be human, you’re not even half-way down and already the skull already looks bigger than your car

This started so tranquil and then it turned into Friday the 13th

I love it tho

(Source: imjoshingyou, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

stealthboy:

stealthboy:

i dont know jack shit about cars or sports

some punk: hey im outside in the 2012 zillyhoo honda

me: waht fucking color is it

its bright blue and yellow with red accents. also it might be flying but not because its magic but because the driver can do windy things

(via chefpyro)