Silver Tongue

Mar 12

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eddnygma:

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i saw spiderverse again (x)

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spritefright:

is-sinnoh-confirmed-yet:

Unovan: do galarian people really eat poké beans on toast as a meal

Galarian: in unova is everyone ignorant

Unovan: it was just a question damn go eat some poké beans on toast

Alolan: man I sure do love the refreshing taste of iced tea

Galarian: TEA ISN’T SUPPOSED TO BE COLD

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chefpyro:

chefpyro:

In a couple years, I could cosplay Olivia Octavius.

I have the hair. I have the jawline.

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its only about 3 years of hair growth

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Mar 11

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arohoratio:

arohoratio:

consider: modern AU hamlet doing soliloquies in the shower

#does this mean in the first one horatio bursts into his shower like hey hamlet i saw the ghost of your dad (via hyenateeth)

yes. yes that is exactly what that means

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“Did you - stop screaming, it’s just me - did you see your dad’s ghost recently?”

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poefinn:

poefinn:

poefinn:

College Professor who knows their stuff and is well versed and up to date on their material: Hello today we’ll be talking abo-

White Guy who sits at the front of the class, and talks either at the speed of sound or the speed of a snail: ACTUALLY, ACCORDING TO THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF- [derails the lecture by 20 minutes because hes an Intellectual]

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A sequel

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celticpyro:

catchymemes:

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This is the opposite of those “oddly satisfying images”

it’s funny and all but it’s also an example of how corporations will cheat people in every single possible way they are legally able to get away with if there isn’t any system of regulation to protect consumers.

You know the evilest thing about this though is that in many cases the packaging costs the company just as much to manufacture as the product inside, so it’s not even a cost-cutting measure at the production level. It really is just to trick you so you’ll pay more for a larger looking item and then have to buy a new one sooner.

Instead of a blanket ban on plastic straws can we start by banning overly large packaging? This isn’t just deceptive, it’s also incredibly wasteful. And unlike straws, nobody needs bulky and difficult packaging that’s twice as large as it needs to be.

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