the doctor gave me a prescription for this sore throat that amounts to “yeah just mix lidocaine and benadryl and antacid together and just fuckin gargle that shit” and while i trust them on this it feels like committing a dangerous sin of alchemy
This is alchemys second, slightly less well known, taboo
Anonymous asked: Seal Tier Jade. Which is like Dogtier, except Bec was a Seal instead of a Dog. Basically the same thing, but Jade is wet most of the time, and John has to wear a wet suit to compensate, because he has to swim with her alot, and they kiss underwater. Sea Witch of Space!
so the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand
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….then he waddled away (waddle waddle).. Til the very next day (bum bum bum bum ba ba dum)
Anonymous asked: idea john is also a mermaid. a chimera mermaid maybe? (ie rabbitfish spookfish ghostfish ghost shark elephantshark they have a ton of names ok)
