Silver Tongue

Mar 21

Awake at 4am and making awful memes - eeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhh

dont call me out like this

terrible-tentacle-theatre:
bears-official:
terrible-tentacle-theatre:
Fun fact: the guys at our college’s geology department prop out the doors with their samples. I totally understand why but as someone whose work with samples is necessarily super delicate and sterile it fucks me up so bad
lol idk if you watch nautilus live at all but watching them process bio & geo samples side by side evokes exactly this Thing (the descriptions are gold too… “here are the 30 steps we use to preserve bio samples, and as for rocks, well, we let them dry, bag them, & put them in the Rock Box)
Good to know there’s enough Biologist Salt™ to go around
Paleontologists occupy a weird and highly uncomfortable slice of this Venn Diagram

(Source: terrible-tentacle-theatre, via newbarrk)

prehistories:

if there’s one thing to be thankful for its that tumblr has no group chat function it’s either a one-on-one faceoff in an alleyway or you’re outside on ur porch w a megaphone

(Source: malayansunbear, via jadewares)

kylesquips:

kylesquips:
DnD inspiration
Merchant shops but they all look like the wizard gift shops in florida

okay but in my campaign i unirnoically have one like this called the “cleric mart”

(via ryukodragon)

cryoverkiltmilk:

rosy-lenses:
reasonsmysoniscrying:
(Looking at Pokémon cards)
8yo: “Will you trade me for my Pussyduck?”
6yo: “No thank you, I’ve already got a Pussyduck.”
Me: “Guys? Um. Somebody want to spell that one out for me?”
8yo: “P-S-Y-D-U-C-K. Pussyduck.”
Me: “I see. Well, we’re gonna go ahead and call that guy ‘SIGH-duck. SIGH-duck.”
whats new pussyduck
after about six or seven whats new pussyduck drop in one it’s natu unusual

i fucking love tumblr

(Source: reasonsmysoniscrying, via newbarrk)

aryinspires:

ally-101:
Ally tip: learn to recognize the difference between a censored queer romance (i.e. Marceline and Princess Bubblegum from Adventure Time) and queerbaiting (i.e. BBC Sherlock and Supernatural)
THIS IS IMPORTANT

(via newbarrk)

justacunninglinguist:

cobaltdays:
*strokes my laptop camera three times until the fbi agent comes out in a cloud of smoke*
me: hi! how many wishes do I get? :)
fbi agent: what in god’s name did you just do to me
this meme is so stupid but cracks me up

(via newbarrk)

captainsnoop:

kajiosblog:
captainsnoop:
captainsnoop:
people act like unfollowing and blocking are these big statements that only hard ass bastards do
i promise you they arent. Ive blocked and unfollowed people for saying they thought toaster strudels were bad. you shape your own online experience. you domt need that negativity. nobody online is worth shit
my phones autocorrect changed “unfollowing” three times but it didn’t catch “domt?” Thanks Samsung.
Domt be mean to Samsung
Blocked

unfollowed

(via newbarrk)

placentalmammal:

“gay marriage is legal, what more do YOU PEOPLE want????”
so many things, thanks for asking!
an end to conversion therapy for gay and trans youth
repeal of laws which legalize discrimination against lgbt+ people if it’s derived from “sincerely held religious beliefs”
recognition and protection for lgbt+ people on the international stage
reduction in the rates of suicide, depression, and homelessness among lgbt+ people
to be able to google ‘lesbian’ without seeing pornography
an end to the sexualization and fetishization of lgbt+ people in general, particularly wlw and transwomen
legislation to add workplace protections for trans and gay people in all 50 states
repeal of “bathroom bills” that bar trans folk from using the appropriate rest rooms
recognition and remembrance for the countless individuals who died from HIV/AIDS and repartitions for the survivors
an end to the “gay panic” and “trans panic” defenses
media representation that doesn’t end with the characters’ deaths
marriage equality was not the finish line.

(via newbarrk)

daily-jadey:

;0
- mod jadey

(via homestuck-betakids)