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More hacks at http://1000lifehacks.com
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silver-tongues-blog asked: i wanna get a sphinx cat and name it david meowie after the goblin king
rogue ur operating next level combined with dad joke puns and honestly i love you homie
>:3
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gently bap your passum
i dfont understand
bap youre pasum
But gently
:V
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I really want a villain who is a “MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!” person facing a hero who is a “one black coffee” person.
Doofenshmirtz and Perry the platypus
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Byrne: How could I be defeated by humans!
Zelda ‘goddess incarnate and grandaughter of tetra’ hyrule: the power of friendship, right link?
Link, the hero chosen by literal gods and literal lifetimes of experience: Mmhmm!
Top hat: Dawned
Sandwich: Peppered
Dick: Out
I AM FORCEFULLY SEPARATED FROM MY LOWER HALF AT THE WAIST
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