Silver Tongue

Aug 24

holyfunnyhistoryherring:
tiktoks-for-tired-tots:
Transcript: Yesterday my cousin said that my rooster wasn’t a real rooster. He said he’s a Walmart rooster. *chicken noises* Does this not look like a real rooster to you? *chicken makes a sound again* Sure, he’s small, but he has feelings.
important context this person looks and sounds like they’re gonna cry

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tamberella:

The titan of the sea goes for a relaxing morning swim

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scraps-is-busy:

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aloneandforsakenbyfateandbyman:

my mom: how was your day at work honey
me:

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turing-tested:

turing-tested:
thinks about how for a period of time i had a sword suspended above my bed via a weed eater twine i strung across my room in a sword of Damocles type situation
view from my bed i took back during that time

kaputalism:

t3sticles:
tiktoksformyfriends:
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Me entering the astral plane

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yusef-clark18 asked:

what does lucario think of loaf?

xxtc-96xx:

Punchy can read aura, baby’s aura probably shows how traumatic Hisuian Zoruas and Zoroarks backstories are and how they have come to be so…he’d feel a bit emotional lol

xxtc-96xx:

this might be a bit complicated, sir

digitaldiscipline:

yournewfriendshouse:
blackgirlsreverything:
a lot of people in the r/antiwork have renamed it ‘acting your wage’ which is an excellent way to frame it

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