i’m sick of these SJWs telling me not to buy bottled water
i propose a new hashtag
#watergate
but didn’t that already happen?
no, you’re thinking of #gamergate
#watergate is an all new movement advocating choice in drinks
wait but what about the thing in the 60’s where this guy
suddenly stole buckets upon buckets of water from this thing
and got slapped in the hand for it?
don’t be silly, everyone knows about Tricky Dick’s Wet ‘n’ Wild Water Heist of 1967
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Have an #Eevee! Specifically a #FlowerCrown Eevee that popped up in #PokemonGo a week or two back!. :)
#cute #kawaii #procreate #illustration #fanart #pokemon #pocketmonsters #eeveelutions #pokemonart
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A lady died and went to heaven, upon seeing God she says “there is one thing I always wanted to know. “
“Ok, ask away” God said.
“Do vaccines cause autism?” She asked.
“the truth is no, vaccines have nothing to do with autism” God admitted.
The women shakes her head and says “They got to you too, this thing really goes high up.”
three guesses how she got there
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so callie figured out how to open doorknobs. basically? we are all fucked
shit i was gonna respond with a gif from jurassic park where the raptors opened doors but i couldnt find it
love-nikki-lost-in-translation:
You think THATS a denim jacket?
Surely you
Jest
That punchline hit me like a sack of wet mice
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Me before having sex with my beautiful girlfriend
Me: *removes my clown nose*
Me: *removes my clown wig*
Me: *removes my silk handkerchief*
Me: *removes my silk handkerchief *
Me: *removes my silk ha-
OP is the last person who deserves to be defended here but surely if they were a clownfucker they’d be keeping all the clown shit on
Finally, a good take on this post
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Found in a Chinese coffee shop.
(Source: reddit.com, via demilypyro)
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10 years later
Nothing changes
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Ways people draw elf ears:
- Slightly pointy
- Very pointy
- Triangles
- Stitch ears
oh You Know
world of warcraft impossible ears
OH YOU KNOW
HOT TAKE: REALLY LONG ELF EARS ARE THE ANIME TIDDIES OF THE ELF WORLD
Hey man maybe shut the fuck up.
Limiting ear length is a sign of weakness.
You are all like little babies
watch this
you made this post a lot worse thanks
you’re welcome
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