Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*
Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!
Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ
Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ
Book: saliva also contains a painkiller that is stronger than morphine, but we don’t produce a lot of it otherwise we’d be constantly high
Me: ʕʘ Д ʘʔ
Opiorphin is 6x stronger than morphine and actually contains an anti-depressant compound which is why some doctors believe it’s linked to comfort eating
Another favorite thing ab out TF2′s Scout’s voice actor is that he’s actually scout
like, the guy who voiced demoman? not even an alcoholic. not even scottish. not even black. not even half blind
the guy who voiced medic? that’s a fake german accent and i bet the man doesn’t know how to put a band aid on someone. does a better impression at making me believe he knows how to make hamburgers based on millers tapes in mgs5
