Silver Tongue

Mar 20

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princetpenguin:

amethyst-transwoman:

In 2018 we refer to donuts as “nut”, examples “hey do you wanna grab a quick nut there’s a new nut shoppe nearby” and “i love a good nut in coffee, i always dunk my nut in the coffee”

i donut think this is a good idea

What’s wrong with it

Idk I could go for some nice nut rn

Please i don’t want to wake up to this

who doesn’t wanna wake up to some nice, fresh nut in the mornin

I sure do want to get my morning started with some fresh nut in my mouth

i sure do want to
get my morning started with some
fresh nut in my mouth

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transmemesatan:

ohboyafangirl:

never forget that in metal gear canon, revolver ocelot:

• was at one point the richest person in the entire world
  
• murdered two (2) U.S. presidents
• betrayed 4 different factions in one game
• had a full six pack at 70 years old

an inspiration to us all

didnt he also make mcdonalds as a front to launder money

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daily-betas:

hi im mod dave!!! first poast!!i

Anonymous asked: Does your Frisk ever talk? I'm mostly asking because prior to the phone upgrade in Hotland, the cell phone had no texting functions, just voice. Not against the sign language. Just curious!

askfallenroyalty:

(frisk does not actually know what a sugar mama is)

what happened to sawtooth and squarewave

lemonlimebitcoin:

they were the only good thing dirk ever made where did they go

Theyre with dirk and jake on earth C

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