Silver Tongue

Oct 13

wackmacaroni:

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lesbotheclown:

this is just how people on this site literally act

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theghostofsomethingorother:

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

 i recommend learning other alphabets if for no other reason than it’s very fun to see people replace latin alphabet letters with complete nonsense for Aesthetic

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as julius caesar famously said: “vspph vphdph vphcph”

as brutus said, tase him again

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paranormal-thingum:
“ laughconfetti:
“ laughconfetti:
“he died doing what he loved
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Omg he got fired doing what he loved. What is wrong with me
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no they killed him
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paranormal-thingum:

laughconfetti:

laughconfetti:

he died doing what he loved

Omg he got fired doing what he loved. What is wrong with me

no they killed him

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retroactivebakeries:

i-was-today-years-old-when:

i learned that Scientists discovered sharks that are living in an active underwater volcano. Divers cannot investigate because they would get burns from the acidity and heat. (x)

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#dude you know how exfoliating that must be#these dogs are goddamn smooth as hell

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chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

she dicked cockily down stairs

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https://www.paypal.me/emilypyro

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i actually got two donations and the “keep it up” one was bigger so anyway she penised phalluciously

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scraps-is-busy:

enecoo:

gun-flame:

iamnotanelk:

enecoo:

The funniest part of Fate lore is the fan theory of why some heroic spirits are depicted as they are – some theories claim that it’s because they were popularly perceived like that throughout history, while other theories claim that this is how they looked like contrary to historical depictions.

And the only thing that comes to mind is, what made people believe Thomas Eddison was a giant furry?

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I think this proves the second theory

That’s just what he looked like in real life

Ok so basically Edison was summoned in a very unique way which basically goes against everything in Fate up to that point, which is why his body differs greatly from what he was in real life.

Edison is famous enough to manifest as a Heroic Spirit, however his powers as a servant are diminished because he is just so “new”. The more recent a Heroic Spirit the weaker it is generally because their actions haven’t passed into legend yet. To compensate, he manifests as a sort of embodiment of every single President of the United States through history in order to reinforce himself as a concept.

Yes this is convoluted and you were probably better off not knowing.

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I wanna make a slight correction to the above piece of information, because it’s right, but slightly to the side of what’s really going on. 

He doesn’t normally manifest with the powers of the presidents. The presidents gave it to him because he was the only one they all trusted enough, and this was all done because a Irish man and his hussy of a wife were traveling back in time to kill George Washington.

Though too be fair, people once thought this thing could be what he really looks like without the lion head. 

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lilmsawkward:
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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lilmsawkward:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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echogivesnoanswer:

thisfeelingisreal:

theconcealedweapon:

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Sugary drinks also erode electronics much much quicker :)

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