Silver Tongue

Mar 03

I love Winnie the Pooh

cairo-overcoat:

positive-memes is owned by amazon and they profit from us engaging with their stolen content so my recommendation is that if you see a positive memes post you want to reblog, don’t reblog it.  just steal it. fucking steal it and repost it. censor their url if its in view. [x]

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merryweather-comics:

The Queen of England wants to battle!

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e-seal:

e-seal:

my nutritionist: “hey so like, what the Fuck have you been doing to your body?”

me: “oh this thing? this isn’t mine im just renting”

listen i know this post requires you to suspend your disbelief just long enough to imagine me going to a nutritionist but i promise you it’s worth it

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tainbocuailnge:

zsnes:

tainbocuailnge:

tainbocuailnge:

genuinely all of gilgamesh’s issues come down to him thinking he’s a divine king and a top when he is in fact a bitch and a bottom

the difference between gilgaemsh and ozymandias is that gilgamesh thinks he has big dick energy but ozymandias actually has it

jesus christ the ancient sumerian king???? the guy from the fucking poem????

yeah why not

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afallenwolf:

leggywillow:

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renegade-laru:

kakremo:

vkm11:

the-dubstep-strawberry:

falloutuniverse:

jinglyjangly:

I dont want bethesda to ever get rid of how fo4 does cutscenes because there is just something special about talking to someone and having a vertibird kill you both in the middle of it

I snorted

I don’t think there’s a better example of the above than this:

Uh excuse me, how can we forget this classic and masterpiece

I still like this one

How about this old gold

@immamotherpugger

Every time I see these I just sob with laughter.

these are gold!

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queenofthebes:

qeeki:

This was such a good show

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true-king-of-monsters:

bipolarobito:

apassingmc:

bipolarobito:

bipolarobito:

This is the FUNNIEST interaction I’ve ever seen in my fucking LIFE I’m cackling oh my god

Troll KING sass KING kskdnzmzm IMMM

You think your endangered Uchiha eyes can save you from my burns scolding?

IM SCREAMING

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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iscopeeee:

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bigboy123jf:

(whisper)“Cuz you can only see my face…”

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