dirk meeting grandma for the first time: Hi, uh, Ms English. I’m a huge fan of your work. Your work concerning nuclear physics and the intricacies of (nerd shit) has been groundbr
jade: oh so you’re a nerd? a nerd and a bitch? hm?
Elements of the left say that antifa tactics – direct, physical
confrontations with fascists and racists – are a “gift to the
alt-right,” letting them play victim and validating their paranoid
fantasies about the persecution of white dudes – but punched Nazi
Richard Spencer says that antifa tactics have worked as intended, making
it impossible for him to continue his on-campus recruitment tour for
his forthcoming race-war.
Spencer’s admission of antifa’s victory was part of a long, dull Youtube video
he posted last Sunday, in which he announced the premature end of his
“college tour,” because “When they become violent clashes and pitched
battles, they aren’t fun,” adding, “Antifa is winning to the extent that
they’re willing to go further than anyone else, in the sense that they
will do things in terms of just violence, intimidating, and general
nastiness.”
my brother is sitting in the chair in my room studying a practice test thing for his final test before he becomes a fully certified EMT tomorrow and he’s mumbling some of the questions out loud and he just went “a child has fallen from a monkey at school…” and he just got dead quiet and stared at the wall for like a solid minute with the most stricken look on his face before he whispered “there’s no protocol for monkeys”
bro
bro it means monkey bars
now he’s googling “child falls from monkey” and apparently the only thing that pops up is Fall Out Boy’s “Thnks Fr th Mmrs”
I M L AHUGNI N G SO H ARD HE WENT INTO THE KITCHEN LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO AND STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH MY MOM AND I HEARD HIM JUST STOP MID SENTENCE AND THEN SHOUT “FUCKING MONKEY BARS”
this was a post meant for like 6 people who actually know my brother and now this is the only image he has on this site he’s the “monkey protocol” guy for almost 100,000 people I give up
