Silver Tongue

Mar 02

Listen.

siderealsandman:

yawpers:

thatpettyblackgirl:

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

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also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

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Reblog To Save Life

Okay but like reblog to LITERALLY SAVE SOMEONE’S LIFE

@ God I know you’re not as big on smiting entire cities off the face of the earth as you used to be but

(Source: twitter.com, via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

senshiofmom asked: Top 10 sailor Moon Monster of the week

sailormoonsub:

10. Screaming violin woman (093)

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9. Pegasus hits the gym (143)

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8. WHAT the ACTUAL HELL (151)

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7. An 80s stripper who also happens to be a shoe (106)

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6. Me (114)

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5. The animation department had a lot of extra pink paint (174)

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4. An elephant vacuum cleaner, but like in a sexy way (094)

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3. My breasts are two small screaming snowmen (038)

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2. Ball Family (132, 140, 146)

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1. A straight-up, actual volcano (067)

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argumate:

psychological researcher placing a marshmallow on a plate: I just have to step out of the room for a bit and then when I come back you can eat this.

me: *nods solemnly*

researcher returning to find two marshmallows on the plate: what the fuck

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

morfvanderwalt:
“ moosers:
“someone help me please god this image is destroying my life someone please
”
this is extra fucking funny bc he really is about to do it to somebody and they’re gonna cry
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morfvanderwalt:

moosers:

someone help me please god this image is destroying my life someone please

this is extra fucking funny bc he really is about to do it to somebody and they’re gonna cry

(via nofacednerd)

yiffmaster:

yiffmaster:

captainsnoop:

Melee players have to cheat at their own game for people to take their game seriously. They disguise the bugs they exploit as “advanced tech” to trick people in to taking them seriously, but in reality they’re just glitching out a broken party game. 

wasn’t there a tournament a few weeks ago where someone needed a controller with a specific defect that’s found in 1-in-50 gamecube controllers and is required to do a certain technique, didn’t find any such controllers in the tournament’s supplies and left because he couldn’t play competitively without it

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(via officialkeikoandgilly)

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spicylavablock:

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(via nofacednerd)

oripoke:
“Welcome to the Galar Region!
Do you pick Grookey, Scorbunny, or Sobble?
Choose wisely!
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oripoke:

Welcome to the Galar Region!

Do you pick Grookey, Scorbunny, or Sobble?

Choose wisely!

(via moonpaw)

adventures-in-poor-planning:

adventures-in-poor-planning:

yknow i’ve been hearing the whole “there is no war in ba sing se” for literally ten years and still I wasn’t prepared for how sinister the city is!

god i absolutely love what they did here because it just further emphasizes the importance the show places on balance.

the city is the stubborn steadfastness of earth taken to its awful extreme: rules are rigid, social position is unchangeable, authority is absolute. this is what unchecked earth looks like.

it’s the same with the other elements. unchecked, the passion and drive of fire becomes the fire nation’s horrifying forever-war imperialism, the community-focus and adaptability of water becomes Hama’s trauma-driven crusade against the whole fire nation. even the free-flowing nature of air, the way it can find its way around obstacles, becomes Aang’s difficulty with facing his problems and feelings head-on.

none of the elements are bad! the only bad is in locking yourself so much into one kind of thinking that you can’t see the wisdom in others! gosh what a great moral!

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

best zeldas in no particular order (except tetra because tetra is the best one)

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

  1. tetra
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look man she may not have done much in the later plot but we got her right on the heels of the mope-fest that was twilight princess so her happy-go-lucky personality was a goddamn sight for sore eyes and i’ll hear no arguments against that

Link between world’s who canonically is ready to trow down at any time

Oracle Zelda who actually goes to the people suffering and helps them.

(via demilypyro)