I went to the farmer’s market yesterday and at the honey guy’s booth and there were all these bees just hangin out. Checking out the beeswax tabs, floating around the honey jars, not being aggressive, just really gentle and investigating or something
and as he was giving me a sample of the wildflower honey one of them landed on his hand and he just took a drop from the jar and dabbed it on his hand for the bee, and when I asked if they were his bees he said “No, but they show up every time I come out, I think they just know my truck” and this guy is well-known among the local bees and lets them sit on his hand and eat his honey and I just really like the bee guy
This is antisemitic as fuck why are yall reblogging this
is this a joke
Anything to do with lizard-people is borne of an antisemitic conspiracy theory
W O K E
The hottest take of the century
To treat this seriously for a moment.
The conspiracy theory that Earth is secretly controlled by “Reptilians” has been popularised by David Icke, who also claims that The Protocols of the Elders of Zion is a legitimate document rather than a Tsarist forgery and probably worse if I had more tolerance for idiocy…
The conspiracy theory doesn’t really seem to be based on either anti-Semitism nor is anti-Semitism essential to it. So this is pretty much an association fallacy.
Regardless, the comic is mocking the “theory”. So even if it were anti-Semitic, the comic would be mocking such anti-Semitic views.
Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.
this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am
He tried to use an advanced death magic spell to kill a baby. He literally doesn’t know how to do anything without magic. Just drop it out a window my dude, babies are so delicate
Aaand that was Ron
Excuse you that was Malfoy. Ron would never dream of dropping a baby out a window
*Gestures wildly at the very much alive Neville Longbottom who bounced after being dropped out of a window* ARE YOU SURE THAT WOULD WORK?
You know, Lily’s protection worked by rebounding COD on Voldemort. So If Tommy-boy dropped Harry our of a window, does that mean baby Harry would have bounced back so hard he hit Riddle in his face hard enough to crack his neck?
this is the second time that katy perry’s sexually harassed a teenage boy in the past year.
at the 2017 iheartmusic awards, she grabbed shawn mendes butt. he was visibly shaken by it, and said, “i’m just stunned. i’ve never met her before”. instead of taking it seriously, most people turned it into a joke, and she never got in trouble for it.
and now, she’s kissed a 19 year old american idol contestant, which is not only unprofessional, but he said that it was without his consent and that it made him uncomfortable, and that even if she had asked for his consent first, he would have said no. but instead of taking it seriously and firing her, people (especially men) are telling him to “get over it” and that “at least you got kissed by katy perry” and she gets to keep her job. if it was a man kissing a 19 year old girl contestant, people would demanding that he get fired, and they would probably do so, no questions asked.
i’m so tired of living in a society where men aren’t taken seriously if they’re sexually harassed by women.
i’m so tired of living in a society where women sexually harass men and get away with it, just because they’re women. they deserve to pay the consequences for it, just like when a man sexually harasses a woman.
