Silver Tongue

Mar 17

another-normal-anomaly:

tatterdemalionamberite:

goingtobed:

Unfriendly, in your face reminder that there are straight trans people and they do not have to tell you they’re trans in order to be included in the community. See a “het couple” at pride?? Shut the fuck up about it. They could be bi, pan, trans, etc etc.

Asking someone to disclose if they’re trans is rude as fuck. Don’t do it. You are NOT entitled to know someone’s sexual orientation or assigned at birth gender.

Ways to tell if somebody doesn’t belong at Pride:

1) they’re harassing the other people there

2) they’re in acute medical distress, in which case they belong at a hospital instead, and can come back to Pride when they feel better

…that’s about all I can think of, really.

3) they are a lion with a confused expression, in which case they may be in the wrong type of pride and need a lift home. Or maybe not! Maybe it is just their first time at pride and they’ll be fine.

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There are two kinds of people in the world

rooflizards:
“ pochowek:
“”
buddy
”

rooflizards:

pochowek:

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buddy

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windows-98:

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callie-the-kaiju-queen:
“ billcouture:
“Kong Skull Island, ‘Fealty’
” ”

callie-the-kaiju-queen:

billcouture:

Kong Skull Island, ‘Fealty’

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callie-the-kaiju-queen:
“ billcouture:
“Godzilla 2014, ‘Worship’
” ”

callie-the-kaiju-queen:

billcouture:

Godzilla 2014, ‘Worship’

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hongkong-97:

anditssunday:

stilnotright:

Women need cyborg hands tbh they can’t give handjobs for shit maybe if we coded their hands for them they’d know what to do

😭😭😭😭🍷🍷🍷🍷

hey buddy ask your homie to stroke you. hes got a dick he knows how to handle one

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antisepticbandaid:

i had a dream last night that i was a werewolf, but when i tried to use my claws they were still clipped down and all i could think was “damn my useless lesbian hands”

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