art? on MY tumblr?
It’s more likely than you think
art? on MY tumblr?
It’s more likely than you think
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When you wake up in the middle of day to some brats who call themselves “vampire hunters” and they’re going to “cleanse the world of your evil”
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those “monkey brain/human brain” posts except the monkey brain is presented as the rational one
monkey brain: extra body hair provides warmth and producing it but then cutting it off wastes valuable nutrients
human brain: hehe leg smooth
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1, 8, 9
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I JUST HAD AN AWESOME IDEA FOR A DnD CHARACTER.
a half-dragon, but instead of the traditional Dragonborn humanoid body it’s literally just a small dragon of whatever species the parent was.
but with a human face.
@bunjywunjy if I understand anything of DnD, its that the weirder the character, the worse the pun in the name needs to be.
I… kind of just want to name him Maniford.
Manny for short.
What about Man'yfes Drakebody?
(Man-ee-fes)
[man face dragon body, geddit?]
wait wait
what about
MANIFORD MANDRAKE
I like it! Lock in maniford mandrake!
WE’RE DOING THIS. WE’RE MAKING THIS HAPPEN.
what color should this guy be? he’s gonna be Chaotic Good alignment but I’m torn between Silver, Bronze, and Red.
I think I’m gonna go with Bronze. I want the aquatic abilities and I dig the aesthetic.
just imagine this, but with the face of a dude and a devastating love of puns.
now, how the hell do I even roll stats for this thing???
What class will Maniford be? Sounds like a bard.
I wasn’t sure, but now that you said that I think he is in fact going to have to be a Bard.
update: I drew the boy!
good Dragonborn, best friend
what have i made
he’s perfect
I drew maniford bc I love him
DFJKDSFHJKSD THIS IS GOING ON HIS FUCKING CHARACTER SHEET
DELETE THIS BEFORE MY PLAYERS SEE IT
His character sheet? Don’t you mean the Maniford Manifest?
well, I do NOW.
its extra funny because dragons can assume human shape so this is even more unnecessary
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Passover is coming up soon and my editing software is antisemitic because it quit working while I was trying to make this awful meme for you all.
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Dear parents,
PLEASE teach your children to pick locks. I do not appreciate my doorknobs being smashed off by amateur burglars. If your teenager is going to steal my lawnmower out of my garage, teach him to have a little goddamn class. A little style.
Sincerely,
Irritated in Indy
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They got no names!!!!!!!!
Until they 13 and they play a game and destroy the world
What dis mean
Until they 13 and they play a game and destroy the world
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