Silver Tongue

Mar 01

writing-prompt-s:
Every 1000 years the Gods are reincarnated as humans. Write about the God of Chaos and the God of Peace being born twins.

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cameron-mccloud:

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eclogues:

thanks forever 21 but i already covet femme tops

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zvranarainai:

seriousjones:
had the thought “kids used to brag about never breaking a bone and now they brag about never cracking the screen of their phone” but then my anti-banksy collar shocked me and now I’m in the hospital
leaked twenty one pilots lyrics

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yourplayersaidwhat:

Barbarian: How long is this room?
Cleric: long with three g’s

they said ass in mario

in-this-house-we-love-adora:

ncnova:
aserthi:
a-cornucopia-of-characters:
thebuttkingpost:
mariomarc:
xeppeli:
relishboi:
they said it
they said ass in mario
And hell
They said dammit in Zelda

Nintendo is getting there, guys
When will King Dedede say fuck

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surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:
surprisedentistry:
not naming any names but SOMEone deliberately pissed on me at work today
i’m miffed in part because i really like him and he came up to me say hi and i thought we were going to have a friendly interaction but then all of a sudden he was just. pissing on me
it has come to my attention that i should probably mention that i work with animals

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pygmypouters:

he did it. the absolute madman did it. he’s gonna unravel on a theatre stage just like he always wanted

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critical-perspective:

artwh0r3:
crustyclarinet:
Fatal Bert

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