me 20 minutes ago, before i heard the title screen music for Solstice (NES):
me now, a permanently changed man:
This makes me want a van with an airbrushed wizard on the side just so I can play this song loud as I roll down the street.
My favourite thing about this piece is that, like, it’s for a title screen. During a typical play session you’re only going to hear about ten seconds of it at most – yet it just keeps going for three fucking minutes, no loops. The whole thing is just so extravagantly unnecessary.
You die and go to hell. However, it is not at all like how the bible describes it. In fact, you go there as soon as they are starting a new game of DnD. Satan allows you to be their dungeon master. Write about the antics that ensue.
listen im a dungeon master right now so this is the worst hell i can imagine
concept: cursed amulet that convinces the wearer there is no way it could possibly be cursed, and makes them completely resistant to any attempts to convince them otherwise
to clarify further: that’s it. that’s the entire curse. it has no other effects on the wearer, malevolent or otherwise.
them: yo you should take that necklace off it’s definitely cursed dude
me: hahah no way bro that’s crazy. like, that’s totally bogus, dude.
okay but to be fair, the one ring had many other curses as well
I feel like Marie Kondo should be added to the trifecta of public figures like Mr. Rogers and Bob Ross that we collectively consider kindly
like, they don’t know us personally or anything, but you know they want you to succeed, improve, and live your best lives
people just gently trying to guide us into treating others well, and being kind to ourselves, and tidying up
A lot of the “”discourse”“ around her is just barely subverted racism. People who don’t like her often listen to “minimalist” magazines that actually do tell you to live off one one t-shirt and a potted cactus.
The pantheon so far:
Bob Ross - Love yourself even with your mistakes!
Mister Rogers - Love your neighbor!
Marie Kondo - Love the place around you!
Stefán Karl Stefánsson
- Take care of yourself!
Steve Irwin - Be kind to animals!
The Wholesome League
I experienced several feelings while drawing this.
