Silver Tongue

Mar 01

binoctis:
you laugh but this was the plot of full metal alchemist
Excuse me??

systlin:
But seriously, if alien PLANTS ever show up, citrus and oaks are going to be trying to breed with them IMMEDIATELY.
We make fun of ourselves for being willing to fuck aliens, but I guarantee you that citrus and oaks are right there with us, aggressively trying to cross-pollinate with any new and interesting conquests.
all this time, the real whores were the lemons, not the women who stole them

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sinisterrrrrr:

glitchedforest:
corzev:
lavenderlady1999:
the-derp-returns:
rhaya-rose:
bluebladesoftime:
klaiea:
nervoustarfighter:
jimperbam:
virtual-villain:
seafoodmomma:
ovarianeruption:
ghostlyllamaprincess:
surprisebitch:
hungry-joe:
theinfiknight:
radha-the-introvert:
surprisebitch:
omg i cant believe this is actually true
It’s Fitzgerald ye damn heathens
No it’s Fortnite look it up. Abraham PUBG Lincoln will back me up on this one
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fun fact!
the f in jfk was added later for respect
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tom-marvolo-dildo:

the-armed-utahn:
explainervideo:
Showing how the Knight can jump on every square in chess
When you watch someone unlock their phone with a pattern like this and wonder what top secret spy shit theyve been up to.
me putting syrup on my waffles

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playkiller7:

wiishopchanelboots:
Prometheus
this is the very first comment someone added to this post and it’s by far the best one

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yourmutualfriends:

just-shower-thoughts:
We don’t have voluntary control over our internal organs because our brains don’t trust us enough to keep ourselves alive.
*gets dumped once*
Shuttem down girls it’s over

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gibuns:

fit-slytherin:
This is not a drill!! This is heaven.
ganke ganke ganke gANKE GANKE GANKE GANKE

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erikkillmongerdontpullout:

i-will-not-be-caged:
Fandom will bend over backwards to paint Chris Evans as a progressive hero when all he does is make fun of Trump on twitter.
Meanwhile, Don Cheadle has BEEN fighting white supremacists on twitter and shows up on SNL supporting trans kids AND throwing shade at Trump
And people said his protect trans kids shirt was just a gimmick and that he doesn’t actually care not knowing he has a trans child who he supports unconditionally. Like the quickness of people to just refuse to acknowledge the work Black people do is just wild.

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mysticpandalad:

dccomicing:
perkwunos:
I think it’d be a good idea to let people from the Middle Ages use tumblr
anti vaxxers
look into my eyes and tell me a person from the Middle Ages who lost 3 kids by the time they are 25 and coughs up blood every now and then would be against a vial with a heaven-sent potion that can protect you from the demons that plague the Earth with just one small prick. look into my eyes and lie to me

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skratched:

being an artist with ocs on this site like

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