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we better f*cking get galarian forms like alolan forms I want to see a jigglypuff in a top hat
mr mime in a tracksuit
farfetche’d with a steel pipe
rattata with the plague
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there is a lot of unintentional humor created by the fact that the characters in “Dracula” do not know that they are characters in “Dracula.”
“The people in the village are warning me about a local legend called a ‘vampire’. How quaint. When I meet Count Dracula I shall have to ask him if he knows more about this peculiar superstition.”
“I never drink…. Wine…”
Some guy in 1893 reading Dracula for the first time: Huh.. What a strange fellow…why doesn’t he drink wine?
Me, reading in a time where Dracula is the most instantly recognizable villain in pop culture: LOL HE SURE DONT
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alright
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listen i like john mulaney as much as the rest of y'all but whenever i see some intense shit like “OMG HES THE ONLY SAFE MAN EVER” it fills me with so much dread. like i know y'all are gonna turn on him for something dumb and im gonna have to see a hundred posts about how “HES LITERALLY THE WORST MAN TO EVER LIVE”. y'all put celebrities on these massive pedestals and then when they inevitably fuck up, you call them names and harrass them. it’s insane.
ive seen people accuse him of appropriating gay culture and ive seen people take his standup out of context (specifically the “my wife is a bitch and she is awesome” part) so you are absolutely right that this hellsite doesnt let us have nice things
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