Silver Tongue

Mar 15

diggly:
“ mamacastiel:
“why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch...

diggly:

mamacastiel:

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

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bbg100:
“ imsecretslime:
“ silver-tongues-blog:
“ imsecretslime:
“  That is not funny
That is not cute
It is animal abuse
RABBITS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT PANCAKES
RABBITS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN PANCAKE SYRUP
Why the fuck do you think...

bbg100:

imsecretslime:

silver-tongues-blog:

imsecretslime:

That is not funny

That is not cute

It is animal abuse

RABBITS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT PANCAKES

RABBITS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN PANCAKE SYRUP

Why the fuck do you think rabbits who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason. 

You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that. 

And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate with you and can only wish upon you the most the most painful and awful death imaginable.

I just want to point out that no one is forcing the rabbit into the pancakes

No one pushed them in the damn thing

In fact it fully appears to be eating them by its own damn self

calm the hell down, pancakes is not the damn same as pancakes

Its just a rabbit making a mistake and it’s fucking funny

It’s not animal cruelty unless someone was holding that rabbit at gunpoint
fucking christ

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a rabbit. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a rabbit would never just eat something like pancakes. They’ll rarely consume water.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it did actually eat them.

That animal still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that rabbit was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

yaLL there are CHILDREN on here who think this is LEGIT dont subject a new generation to the chocolate parrot discourse 

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Oh you sweet summer children 

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brownbitchbisexual:

I hope Stephen Hawking’s anti-capitalist and anti-imperialist politics aren’t erased from history, or obscured in our collective remembrance of him. 

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im wheezing

moonlandingwasfaked:

moonlandingwasfaked:

diary of a wimpy kid is stil as funny as I remember it being 

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Anonymous asked: valid to eat fingers flag

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monkeykm:
“possibly vriska (vriska)
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monkeykm:

possibly vriska (vriska)

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splend-42:
“ zdelta-xray-delta:
“ strangesigils:
“ eternallyhungry-phan:
“ eternallyhungry-phan:
“ weirdseaotter:
“ beeblebrox-writes:
“ viatae:
“ hopesdayydream:
“hey uh? i dont really know if this is real but im? kinda both scared and disgusted rn?...

splend-42:

zdelta-xray-delta:

strangesigils:

eternallyhungry-phan:

eternallyhungry-phan:

weirdseaotter:

beeblebrox-writes:

viatae:

hopesdayydream:

hey uh? i dont really know if this is real but im? kinda both scared and disgusted rn? even if you’re not muslim if you could spread this? i dont know how many muslim followers i have but, please, stay safe?

please spread this and please stay safe.

every single one of my followers should reblog this. Keep your brothers and sisters safe.

DUDE WTH

what the frick is this real

according to the internet this is a real thing in the UK.

thats messed up.

stay safe 

I just looked it up and for real people are getting these letters all over the UK.

Please be safe if youre muslim, if youre not muslim please look out for and protect the muslim people around you, theres some seriously sick people out there that may very well act on this.

What the actual fuck.

Please stay safe everyone

Rushed to snopes, hoping to find it’s a hoax - doesn’t seem to be, and it’s reported on The Independent and on Sky News and on The Guardian.

Stay safe, everyone.

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tormoody:

gayhallmonitor:

Animal crossing is cool because if you give that axolotl fruit he teaches you human emotions

thats how real life works too

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