Silver Tongue

Aug 21

professionalchaoticdumbass:

moveslikekeithrichards:

when tumblr is like “this post went to heaven” brother that is not where these posts go when they die

they go to one of three places:

-superhell

-eeby deeby

-the Plinko

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beardedmrbean:

makin candy

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bludragongal:

I’d like to introduce you to two of the most self indulgent characters I’ve ever made: a classic 80s Slasher who is perpetually confused by his self appointed and arguably very oblivious Camp Counselor Girlfriend.

(any resemblance to preexisting characters are intentional)

The dynamic is thus:

@uncle-cucky this looks like your jam

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wizardpotions:

plushieanimals:

pokemon center sleeping espeon and umbreon 🌙

They commit crime together

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thiscatisonfire:

Fave new twitter thread

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funnytwittertweets:

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[video]

kalichnikov:

beyoncescock:

w h y

to be fair, if a recipe calls for 1-2 cloves, its best to use 102

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bobacupcake:

went to the dmv site to look into getting a vanity plate,

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bobacupcake:

went to the dmv site to look into getting a vanity plate,

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