Silver Tongue

Feb 27

Legendary pokemon: *is currently destroying the world*

pokemon sword and shield protagonist: Aw fock i cant boliev youve don this

drinking-tea-at-midnight:

liquidstar:

liquidstar:

the plot of avatar the last airbender wouldtve happened at all if zuko didnt jump to wild (but correct) conclusions when he saw that beam of light. imagine if he was just like “oh shit is that the aurora borealis” and iroh was like “no its the aurora australis in the south” and then zuko was just like “whatever lets ignore it and keep looking for the avatar in the ocean”

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Zuko: The Aurora Australis?  In this part of the world, at this time of day, located entirely at that one village?

Iroh: Yes.

Zuko: Can we go see it?

Iroh: …no.

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tredlocity:

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hamfootsia:

unfollower:

peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence 

#i’ve made fun of babies for less

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swarnpert: “british person: *sees dialga and palkia appear and create a space-time rift in the sky that will destroy the entire country* roight. wots all this then ” *the pokemon version of satan comes out through a rip in spacetime* Brit 1: About...

swarnpert:

british person: *sees dialga and palkia appear and create a space-time rift in the sky that will destroy the entire country* roight. wots all this then

*the pokemon version of satan comes out through a rip in spacetime*
Brit 1: About that time, eh ol’ chap?
Brit 2: …
Brit 2: Righto

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256gb:

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melee is finally dead folks we popping bottles or what

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banishedquasiroyal:

what if grubs just like. are really sleepy and good at first and then at some point in development just decide to go full fucking ham and climb on the walls and eat like, hive infrastructure

imagine rose furiously knitting a scarf to keep up with the grub eating it and kanaya is just like “growing grubs need lots of food!”