“lol Android users be like-” your phone is designed to break down after a year, your apps are all programmed to draw unnecessary power after 2 years, all your accessories and hardware are arbitrarily made with only 1 kind of plug in mind so you can’t use them with anything else or get them from anywhere else, the cables are 150$ and break in a year, your phones will not charge if there is lint in the port, the stores will ask you for 150$ to remove that lint, the phone itself is 900$
But your chat bubbles are blue so that balances it out right
they literally removed the audio plugin and called it a benefit that it can now only work with their arbitrary wireless headphones. They coloured the phones a pinky gold and sold it for twice as much.
This isn’t a drag against you this is a drag against apple, the company. Their products are price hiked to an insane, impossible degree. They aren’t selling you the product, they are selling you the superiority of being able to smugly say you have an iphone.
They deliberately built up a culture of apple supremacy (especially as a class barrier but i aint even gonna go into that), and now people are making posts like “lmao android users have a bad camera” (they dont) or “lmao android users send bad snapchats” (the android version of snap is deliberately coded to force lower resolution images in order to, surprise, get people saying that exact thing to further encourage #iphoneculture)
Buy an iphone if you want lord knows I’ve bought frivolouss things but can you PLEASE recognize youre being deceived??? theyre playing you every single time you make a post about your iphone and buy into their culture to squeeze more and more money out of you and divide the market and inevitably the classes.
If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead
The iphone stands as a testament to the power of brand loyalty. theres no qualitative reason to buy iphones.
fun fact, android cameras arent actually bad, snapchat just has a deal with apple to fuck over android For you see, on android, snapchat doesnt activate the camera so theres no lighting or focusing adjustments. it just takes a screenshot of whatever the camera is looking at. as opposed to apple where snapchat adjusts focusing and lighting because its actually using taking a picture. this was a deliberate move by snapchat and apple to feed into the apple supremacy that OP fell for.
I was working a gallery event when some jerk shouldered past me hard enough to almost knock me over and I thought, wow rude, but I also wasn’t going to start a fight over it and I was too busy to see who it was.
Then I hear my little bro say, “You just let people push you around like that???”
He’d snuck into the gallery and instead of saying “hi” like a normal person of course he decided to body-slam me.
So I punched him in the gut.
And then he bought one of my paintings, which was sweet.
100% Realistic Sibling Interaction right here, folks.
It took a few minutes to realize the rude person was the brother
silver-tongues-blog asked: youre not a weed or edgy, youre scared. scared of what telling them entails. scared of being happy, knowing at any point it could all reset. and above all else, after spending so much time knowing exactly what will happen if which actions are taken, youre scared of the unknown. scared because you dont know which is the right route for the best outcome. scared because you have to live life like everyone else.
