conjecture: she will phone alphys and get updates about every character and it will be the solid snake/kid icarus info gimmick in this game. alphys will of course gush about every single character bc she’s played all their games
possible objection: undertale is not from a major publisher, just an indie game
rebuttal 1: name one other video game that has been given to the goddamn pope
rebuttal 2: it’s 2018 and i still dont know or care who shulk is