Silver Tongue

Feb 24

tentiginouslogophile:
“ sanctferum:
“ a-relatable-potato:
“ amamirantarou:
“i dont know why but this is the funniest fucking screenshot ive ever taken
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@robo-ahoge
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OK so what we have here is
- OP being on TVtropes
- The fucking article name
-...

tentiginouslogophile:

sanctferum:

a-relatable-potato:

amamirantarou:

i dont know why but this is the funniest fucking screenshot ive ever taken

@robo-ahoge

OK so what we have here is

- OP being on TVtropes

- The fucking article name

- pre-retcon Karkat’s stupid ass argument that ends with Dave accusing him of communism and then winning Karkat Tantrum Bingo

- Karkat’s name is all caps, as if written in his quirk

- no last name given, no Vantas to be seen

- the quote is next to a picture but the picture is not of Karkat. the picture is of Rantaro Amami from Danganronpa V3

- The actual article begins with the sentence “Chairs are made to sit on.” in such a matter-of-fact way, while presenting the most obvious thing to ever qualify as a sentence about chairs

- when most people

@skenpiel

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barduils:

the line between funny and annoying is a moving one and im shooting at it with my eyes shut in the dark

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hockeylesbo:

hockey player about to do an in-game interview: coach said its my turn to use the braincell

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chefpyro:

What’s les mis about why is the cop still so mad at the prisoner guy if his sentence was already done

dweamdoodles:
“ Hello, starlight
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dweamdoodles:

Hello, starlight

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bunnikkila:

rootbeergoddess:

jamaicanblackcastoroil:

ghostrockband:

blackberryshawty:

bubblegum-pwussay:

goldhornsandblackwool:

bubblegum-pwussay:

trueconfessionsofacurvygirl:

xilliannax:

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Both Ursula wanted to get the Kings power. She saw and opening and took it.

Ariel was a dumbass who went to her fathers enemy and really thought she was going to be fair

^^^ Ursula was just honest. She literally told Ariel men wanted her to be dumb and silent and the girl was just like ‘okay!’. Ariel READ the contract and willingly submitted to the conditions. There’s no law saying Triton can’t be contested for power. If he had been a more attentive father to Ariel, she wouldn’t have been a liability this way.

My client, Ursula, is innocent.

My client lmfaooo Triton I feel like tried his best Ariel was really stubborn and didnt listen to anybody she didnt even try to read the contract all she wanted was that man.

There are laws against minors signing contracts without the supervision of a parent or legal guardian for a reason. And while those laws vary depending on like jurisdiction the girl was under 18 and we can agree Ursula’s actions sought to prey on the naïveté that comes with youth.

Also Ursula breaches the fairplay clause of making a contract by having the eels interfere with Ariels ability to fulfill the terms and conditions of the contract. Common sense aside, compounded with the fact that she is a minor Ursula is indeed guilty and is a villain

I love this thread

Every time I see it, more is added

Ursula took advantage of a minor fleeing an emotionally abusive environment after a violent outburst on the part of a parent. GUILTY.

Sebastian is the only innocent person in the film

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maykitz:

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creatrixanimi:

Me, already seeing idealistic liberals fight and say they won’t vote if their specific fave doesn’t win in the primaries:

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guiltyhipster:

There are so many Disney movies where the protagonist’s beloved parent/sibling dies a horrible, violent death, so I’m really glad that in Moana they showed Moana’s grandmother having a peaceful death surrounded by loved ones. And then she moved gracefully into the afterlife, taking the spiritual form she always wanted, and I personally think it’s really important for kids to see an example of death that isn’t completely fucking terrifying for a change. 

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