Silver Tongue

Mar 12

aw-dag:

ceasarslegion:

Blaming Todd Howard for absolutely everything that goes wrong in Bethesda games has become such a habitual behaviour for me that I feel like it’s gonna bleed into my real life interactions. 

Watch me walk over to receive my degree, trip on the carpet, and just lay there in my graduation cap and gown saying “Why would you do this, Todd?”

Todd Howard is an alum from my college and he comes to give guest talks sometimes, neither of which I knew my freshman year when I dropped my bag on the way to class, joked “I see we left clipping on, Todd Howard” to my friends, and was met with a very exasperated sigh from behind me and Actual Todd Howard says “Is this what we’re doing now?”

Todd, you brought this on yourself. Either face it or change your name to todd coward

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in regards to chicken vs egg

The question is whether or not the egg being refered to is a chicken egg. And then it further depends on whether someones interpretation of a chicken egg is an egg that has a chicken in it, or an egg laid by a chicken. If its an egg that has a chicken in it, then yes the egg came first but if its an egg laid by a chicken, then the chicken came first as the thing that laid the egg that housed the chicken was itself not a chicken and therefor its egg was not a chicken egg.

namdele:
“ browsedankmemes:
“An artist’s life considered as a heartbreaking work of staggering short-sightedness. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
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Seriously! People (even parents) may try to discourage you from pursuing your dreams. Don’t give up! You...

namdele:

browsedankmemes:

An artist’s life considered as a heartbreaking work of staggering short-sightedness. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Seriously! People (even parents) may try to discourage you from pursuing your dreams. Don’t give up! You can be what you want to be. 

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alyssajamie:
“ danisontnonfire:
“ alyssajamie:
“ skylarthememequeen52:
“ alyssajamie:
“ danisontnonfire:
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THE CAT IS OKAY. THE CHILD PICTURED IS EATING A DIFFERENT KIND OF SUSHI.
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alyssajamie:

danisontnonfire:

alyssajamie:

skylarthememequeen52:

alyssajamie:

danisontnonfire:

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THE CAT IS OKAY. THE CHILD PICTURED IS EATING A DIFFERENT KIND OF SUSHI.

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samwellhaus:
“ i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:
“ death-by-lulz:
“do you know how fast i would buy that
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me spelling your stupid american states
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Hey leave massassachre alone
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@scraps-is-busy

samwellhaus:

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

death-by-lulz:

do you know how fast i would buy that

me spelling your stupid american states

Hey leave massassachre alone

@scraps-is-busy

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twotontwentyone:

the-grand-author-ne:

saradominists:

gaytigres:

jennyslateswife:

gaytigres:

jennyslateswife:

remember at the rio olympics when they revealed how the olympics village is basically just a giant fuckfest and how they had to give out like hundred thousand condoms well i just checked and

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I am sorry what

yeah olympians like to FUCK

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I hope it was all very gay

proof the olympics is a greek invention

the greeks would be so proud

Yea this has been like an open secret since the 90’s. The vast majority of olympians are out of medal contention like IMMEDIATELY when competition starts. So then you’re there. For two weeks. With thousands of other world class athletes in great shape. And the thing you’ve been training forever for is out the window. However will you pass the time … with all the super hot athletes … mostly in their twenties… in the fantastic Olympic village ?? 🤔🤔🤔

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floralmarsupial:
“Hey guys here’s the card i did for @ladystucktarot without the border!! I had a lot of fun being a part of this project and it was an honor to draw some good Butch Business Woman for it
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floralmarsupial:

Hey guys here’s the card i did for @ladystucktarot without the border!! I had a lot of fun being a part of this project and it was an honor to draw some good Butch Business Woman for it

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cream me up, knotty

pasteldaemon:

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