Silver Tongue

Mar 12

[video]

doctorminerva:
“ worthikids:
“some goofy kids
”
@evnkis
”

doctorminerva:

worthikids:

some goofy kids

@evnkis

(via taffybuns)

[video]

jjsinterlude:
“ insidiousink:
“ hobbit-feels:
“ badgyal-k:
“ tiffanyaliyah:
“ ukrindian:
“ bae–electronica:
“ dynastylnoire:
“ jollylollylily:
“ clarknokent:
“Bruh
”
Yooooooo…
”
Levels
”
I wanna say Thats violation but that means he was gone send her...

jjsinterlude:

insidiousink:

hobbit-feels:

badgyal-k:

tiffanyaliyah:

ukrindian:

bae–electronica:

dynastylnoire:

jollylollylily:

clarknokent:

Bruh

Yooooooo…

Levels

I wanna say Thats violation but that means he was gone send her that unwanted shit too 😂😂😂

black mirror season 4

Savage

Oh wow

This is super epic. 

He was obnoxious to begin with, it is true, but if he moves forward in this wooing as a respectful dude, he will text her something nice like it was fun to meet her or maybe ask her on a date.  Mom will text him back and there will be a bit of confusion before he realizes what happened.  He’ll be a bit chagrined and mom will probably feel bad enough for him being rejected to make him cookies or something.

HOWEVER

If he starts in with that fuckboy shit (asking for sex right out the gate, dick picks, asking for nudes, etc.), he will learn the ultimate lesson. 

In short, he is only fucked if he fucks himself.

This is Greek Mythology levels of savage.

#In which a man is in command of his destiny
#And does not know it

YOOOOOOOO

(via scafe-dragon)

daily-betas:

image

moods ft john egbert

[video]

a-daks:

sventhecrusader:

rowdyravens:

those posts criticizing common writing patterns in fanfiction are so fucking harmful and they ruined me

so like yknow what??? People tell you to avoid “smirk” and “chuckle” as descriptors because no one does those things (???) but then when I need to use those words I have a ten minute crisis about how I’m a shitty writer. So heres my unwarranted writing advice: If you want your characters to smirk and chuckle fucking let them and don’t let anyone tell you that no one smirks or chuckles because I do both on a daily basis whenever I tell a shitty pun, bye 

Edgy fanfiction critics can eat my entire ass.

Me, someone who smirks and chuckles: um

(Source: littlebirdofprey, via bloodsbane)

carcinoaquarium:
“ HEY, REMEMBER WHEN I SAID I’D PRODUCE SOMETHING MORE SUBSTANTIAL SOON? I WASN’T BLOWING HEATED FUMES UP YOUR WASTECHUTES. IT’S COMING.
HERE’S A WORK IN PROGRESS SUPER ZOOM.
”

carcinoaquarium:

HEY, REMEMBER WHEN I SAID I’D PRODUCE SOMETHING MORE SUBSTANTIAL SOON? I WASN’T BLOWING HEATED FUMES UP YOUR WASTECHUTES. IT’S COMING.

HERE’S A WORK IN PROGRESS SUPER ZOOM.

(via chocolatula)

“When Life attack…
”

viakavish:

When Life attack…

(Source: viakavish, via scafe-dragon)

slimeweeb:
“ 5oho:
“gucci fall 2018
”
“are you holding the-”
“the gucci chameleon? yeah, i am” ”

slimeweeb:

5oho:

gucci fall 2018

“are you holding the-”

“the gucci chameleon? yeah, i am”

(Source: dolerme, via iguanamouth)