Silver Tongue

Feb 20

whois-chihoko:

tohellwiththebeatles:

Me: *listening to Bohemian Rhapsody* “THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME!!”

My earphones:

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I heard this post exactly how it demonstrates

(via aeritus)

joulejay:

joulejay:

the difference between being blocked on this site vs being blocked on Twitter is so fucking funny

Tumblr: this user’s blog is taking a long time to load, hm…..maybe it’s your connection? Try again another time :)

Twitter: You’re Blocked, You Piece Of Shit. Get the Fuck Out Of My Land

the other big difference is that tumblr blocks people randomly. like the website automatically blocks people for you that youve never seen and blocks you from people youve never even seen.

(via deep-sea-prince)

artofkace:
“ “ Adora: Catra don’t run, Bow’s crying!
Catra: Bow’s always crying!!
”
I’m calling this the ‘perfect au’ wherein Adora and Catra were found by the rebellion instead of the horde and all these kids grew up having fun shenanigans. I know...

artofkace:

Adora: Catra don’t run, Bow’s crying!

Catra: Bow’s always crying!!

I’m calling this the ‘perfect au’ wherein Adora and Catra were found by the rebellion instead of the horde and all these kids grew up having fun shenanigans. I know it makes no sense let me have this

(via aeritus)

sergle:

innucinsar:

sergle:

I already named my switchblade Stabitha but what’s a good name for a sword?

SLASHLEY

SLASHLEY

get another sword to name slashleigh

(via dan-mcneely-deactivated20210328)

sleiin:
“ trying to ward off art block with grimbark. it’s quite effective!
invert version too bc i was bored
”

sleiin:

trying to ward off art block with grimbark. it’s quite effective!

invert version too bc i was bored

(via homestuck-betakids)

swordlesbianism:

swordlesbianism:

Using a knife to open everything is absolutely the opposite of the monkey brain/human brain posts.

Monkey brain: Just use your hands to open this packet. It is easy. It is designed to be opened by bare hands.

Human brain: hohohohohoho look who invented tools jackass

(via stemmmm)

nonbinarypastels:

rnyjay:

whiteboyvevo:

life-is-a-love-story:

missycvnt:

the-fisher-queen:

ghostruto:

if you are under 18:

  • your nudes are child pornography 
  • people you send them to can be charged with possession of child pornography
  • you can be charged with distribution of child pornography 
  • don’t take nudes

This is not about body shaming, this is not about ‘telling you what to do with your sexuality’ this is literally a federal crime don’t fuck with the law okay.

I hate people who encourage underage girls on this site to share their bodies. Please report it to tumblr support if you see this. It’s not about “dobbing” people in, it’s a legal issue and is harmful to minors.

Listen if I want to fucking send a nude to my boyfriend of over a year I fucking will I’m pretty god damn sure the government doesn’t have my phone tapped.

the government literally does have your phone tapped… and if you break up with your boyfriend he can ruin your life with those pictures… long story short don’t send underage nudes

if you’re not mature enough to recognize this post as a message to help protect you and educate you then you’re not mature enough to send those nudes in the first place no matter how long you’ve been with your partner. if you view this post as something offensive rather than informative then you need to sit down and think about that. think real hard.

Also note that this isn’t just some hypothetical scaremongering post—there are multiple cases of teenagers who have been arrested, jailed and even put on the sex offender registry for this. It’s a very real danger that could absolutely ruin you life if you’re caught with these pictures of yourselves on your phone or if you send them to someone else who is caught with them on their phone or who, even worse, posts them publicly online.

(via the-steve-vrc)

thedustyleaves:
“One of my New Year’s resolutions was to get comfortable with posting more sketch-like stuff again and not having to render my drawings to death until they’re “worth posting”, so here goes! A bunch of what-ifs and...

thedustyleaves:

One of my New Year’s resolutions was to get comfortable with posting more sketch-like stuff again and not having to render my drawings to death until they’re “worth posting”, so here goes! A bunch of what-ifs and if-it-wasn’t-all-Disney, Kingdom Hearts moments. 

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

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argumate:

psychological researcher placing a marshmallow on a plate: I just have to step out of the room for a bit and then when I come back you can eat this.

me: *nods solemnly*

researcher returning to find two marshmallows on the plate: what the fuck

(via nofacednerd)