Hey fun fact, if you write fuck in the tags your post wont show up in any tag, so uuuuuh heads up
Also fun fact, adding “porn” in your reblog tags (e.g. “history porn” or “fashion porn”) means that those posts won’t show up when you search your own blog.
Wank too. It’s why I changed all my fandom #wank posts to fandom #dramaz posts
….well this is a psa that needs to go around
I tagged one of my drawings as “well mark me down as both scared and horny” and it vanished from the other tags until I removed that so… “horny” too, apparently
One of my comics wasn’t showing up in tumblr tags until I removed all my tags with the crass language in it. (”shitposting” and “bitch” were the 2 I suspected) Then it conveniently started appearing publicly in the tags.
Oh my god this site really did become catholic
The following tags are (also) no longer searchable:
*Note: this includes combined search terms such as “sexual health”, “sexual help”, “sexual orientation”, etc.
Tags that are still searchable:
white pride white power whites only aryan volkisch n*gger ch*nk and probably every racial slur you can think of, I was too nauseated to look anymore
Speaking of the aforementioned censored tags:
sexual is censored but sex isn’t
vagina is censored but penis isn’t
wank is censored but wanker and bugger aren’t
And here’s some additional tags that seem to have been screened:
lolita is censored, because screw you if you want to talk about literature or Japanese fashion
sexing is censored; animal husbandry is risque now
gore, including cw gore, because content warnings are forbidden
pedophile but not pedophilia for some reason; heads up for content warnings there, too
ass… and butt as well, because even if you have to be 13 to get an account on this site, the censorship is apparently operating at elementary school level
bondage, because you are not allowed to quote Harriet Tubman, Abraham Lincoln, or Nelson Mandela in the tags now
threesome is censored, but thankfully triad and OT3 aren’t (yet)
oral is censored, including compounds such as oral contraceptive, oral defense, and oral tradition
sadism is censored, (masochism isn’t)
labia, vulva, clit, and clitoris are all censored, but testicles, gonads, balls, cojones, and bollocks aren’t
cunt and pussy are censored too, but again, not penis
cock is though; you can’t “cock an eyebrow” or “hear the cock crow” in the tags
dick, including names such as, for example, Dick Cheney
First rule of Club Penguin: Nobody talks about Club Penguin.
So me my mom and my moms cousin went out for dinner and were eating and there’s a family in the booth next to us and they’re talking about how his family came from Germany and he mentioned his father came from some small town in Germany (said the name I don’t remember what it was) but it was one of those small towns where everyone knows everyone it’s super tiny.
So my moms cousin goes “I’m sorry I don’t mean to eavesdrop but my family is from there.” And this guy looked so excited and they start chatting for a bit and the guy goes “What was your family name?” And she goes “Zimmerman.” And the guy gets suuuuuper quiet and goes “…… oh.” Like flat tone nothing.
She goes “What’s yours?” And he quietly tells her but won’t look at her and she goes quiet and goes “Oh.” And goes back to her food and the tables got SUPER awkward and tense and I’m sitting there going “Wtf is going on?” Cause they both suddenly stopped talking to each other.
On the way out I’m “What was that about?” She goes “I’ll tell you in the car.” So we get in the car and I’m like “Okay wtf was all that about?”
She goes “My great grandfather assassinated his grandfather.”
