tbh this is proof that social media has completely ruined my sense of humor like i could go see a stand up comedian live and not laugh as hard as i did from reading this one fucking tweet
…Are you the one who’s been hurting my brother out there?
I’m gonna fucking kill you now.
[image description: a drawing of Lup, standing in front of dark purple curtains. She’s a thin elf with brown freckled skin and long, curly dark brown hair falling past her shoulders. She’s wearing a yellow headband and a red robe. One of her hands is aflame and she’s looking at the viewer with an intense smile.]
Why do the different peoples of Middle Earth fight each other instead of bonding over their one shared value: building dangerous architecture without handrails?
Like. Come on. Architects in Middle Earth are, irregardless of species, impractical bastards with murder in their hearts.
