Silver Tongue

Feb 19

terezis:
guys. guys have you listened to this week’s mbmbam. specifically the part of the episode where justin talks about domino’s very bad business decision to let you download their app and then take a picture of any pizza from any store to get points and then redeem for a free pizza.
i paused the episode and i thought to myself “i bet this pizza-identifying ai isn’t very good” and then i thought to myself “i bet this pizza-identifying ai isn’t very good” so i downloaded the app and took a picture of a picture of a pizza that i pulled up on my computer and guess what
+10 points for free pizza pending
twenty-nineteen: become the (pizza grifting) monster

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dankmemeuniversity:

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Anonymous asked: karkat would be on the PTA in earth C.

banishedquasiroyal:

bold of you to assume karkat has children

the troll kingdom is his children

judge clod frollo

harryonstage:

harryonstage:
since apparently this is controversial, reblog with your country in the tags and whether or not you think noodles and pasta are the same thing

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top 5 edgy theories that ruin your shows

[villain] was a hero all along

[hero] was a villain all along

[comedy relief character] was the mastermind

[mcguffin] is more powerful than you think

[character] is dead/coma all along

lindygeem:

elric brothers!! 🐈 💤

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Anonymous asked: does that imply that jade n dave didnt get vaxxed omg real sad hours??????

banishedquasiroyal:

one of them was raised by a feral sweaty creature w/ zero concepts of ‘bathing’ and ‘self care’ and the other one had her creepy grandpa and then a dog. they never got vaxxed lets be real

lucky for jade she also never encountered anyone who carried any of the diseases so she never got sick… at least until earth c probably

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