Silver Tongue

Aug 20

phaethy:

romanovnat:

bendingsignpost:

oliverqueenlance:

mynameisarrakis:

trash-bot:

reystars:

I really want a movie where there’s this Dark Brooding Male Hero who’s like, a total badass, and during all the fight scenes he keeps getting flashbacks to happy images of his wife, and like his whole narrative is framed around his wife, and all the other heroes on his team know that he’s got this passion and vengeance and think it all has to do with his dead wife… but then near the end of the movie his wife shows up and he’s like “hey babe” they’re all shocked and they’re like, “Wait I thought all your power and passion came from avenging your dead wife?” and he’s like “no bro, I just really love my wife, she’s really cool, she’s what keeps me going” like… a reverse fridge

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Unfridge your wives 2018

“This whole saving the world thing has kept me from seeing my wife for like, three days and I was really starting to miss her!”

It turns out he’s normally a ray of sunshine and is only Dark Brooding Male Hero mode when he misses her. 

unfridge your wives 2020

unfridge your wives 2022

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brothercrush:

christophernolan:

Someone PUNCH me this can’t be true 🥺🥺 they’re gonna Marvelize Tolkien

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the gollum moive

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fucktheflagandfuckyou:

grungeseamonster:

saturnsocoolioyep:

oldbaton:

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Frollo said listen here faggot

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@fucktheflagandfuckyou please confirm or deny. Please it’s urgent

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im so sorry to inform you its a real actual genuine cutscene and its like the first thing that happens when you get to that world

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Aug 19

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magicalgirlmindcrank:

yoururlisavalidchumhandle:

transgendercyborg:

transgendercyborg:

i just spoke with thomas jefferson and he says he wears an among us binder now

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everyone’s a critic

Your URL (transgenderCyborg - TC) is a valid chumhandle!

Op found dead with two shots in the back

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Aug 18

unofficial-horse-extract:
“pinkminimarshmallow:
“i feel like these unown are trying to tell me something…..
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Infinite monkey theorem
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unofficial-horse-extract:

pinkminimarshmallow:

i feel like these unown are trying to tell me something…..

Infinite monkey theorem

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manywinged:

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shout out to artists who draw spiked halos. gotta be one of my favorite design choices.

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fragmented-ghost asked:

A baby Hisuian Zorua makes a surprising amount of sense, with Newt's Mama vibes being a magnet for babies and Pig being a ghost magnet. A baby ghost showing up? Inevitable really

xxtc-96xx:

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she seems like she wants to establish herself

bird-cannibalism:

griancraft:

“Girls gays and theys” <- uninclusive while trying to be inclusive. Bad. Makes me uncomfortable.

“Ladies, gentlemen, and other distinguished guests” <- inclusive but far, far too formal

“Alrighty gamers” <- Incisive of everyone, informal, and fun to say.

“Everypony” <== pisses everyone off.  flawless

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