Silver Tongue

Feb 18

90stv:

like fuck jk rowing her battle of hogwarts doesn’t hold a CANDLE to the battle of olympus in percy jackson….. annabeth instinctively taking a knife for percy that would’ve hit his achilles spot bcuz she just knew….. silena dying after masquerading as clarisse to convince ares cabin to join the battle, revealing in the end she was the spy and caused the death of her own boyfriend…. kronos being defeated after percy realizes he’s not the hero and gives luke annabeth’s knife which he uses to kill himself…. percy being offered immortality and instead asking for the gods to from now on recognize all their children so no one ever feels unwanted again….. TELL me u didn’t absolutely go feral reading this for the first time in 6th grade or whenever

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hexglyphs:

hot take but blogs on here that never post anything and only reblog other people’s posts are the most valid users on this website

once you start thinking it’s a good idea to share your thoughts online it can only go downhill from there and i’m proof

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just-shower-thoughts:

The word “nun” is the letter n doing a cartwheel

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ask-factory-scootaloo asked: I love you, dork. Also, repeat this to Kilala, because I'm back on shift now.

@kilalabunnies help me call scraps a cute dork!

Anonymous asked: Wouldn't we all just rather give Scraps control of the nuclear arsenal for 5 minutes?

scraps-is-busy:

There is nothing more chaotic than thosands of nukes falling down upon cities and healing the land rather than destroying it.

And solving global climate change in the process and curing cancer

sagihairius:

i was taking this families order and the dad needed a second to decide so i was chatting with his kids and i was like “oooh are you guys twins” and then a voice from under the table went “YOURE CLOSE MAAM” then A THIRD KID popped up and did some karate moves at me and the dad just looked so tired

so yeah i met identical triplets today

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why would you let jesus take the wheel? hes got 10 pints of wine in his system. hes in no condition to drive!

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peppylilspitfuck:

helloitsbees:

sailorbrazil:

gay character: guys… im gay

pothead character: dude thats like, so dope

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He used 100% of his power to support her. 

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boringid:

pens-swords-stuff:

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