In the near future, you are making dinner because you are about to meet your girlfriend’s dad for the first time. All you have in the kitchen is cooked frozen steaks. In walks your girlfriend and her dad, Gordon Ramsey.
This isn’t a prompt, this a fully finished horror story
Gordon ramsay, knowing this is not a high end resturaunt and you cannot afford to buy high end steaks, and that you do not claim to be a professional chef, appreciates the gesture and even gives some pointers on how one can cook on a budget and you all have a great time.
…so yeah equius probably smells really bad but nepeta reeks of rotting flesh and blood and dirt caked with sweat and spit. this is probably a very good moiralligence (god i never spell it right) because as disgusting as equius gets he knows that it’s socially unacceptable and always has a stock of clean towels, and sometimes he probably sneaks up and, like, squirts her with a little febreeze.“
Reposting because reasons and also that Nepeta head canon is seriously the best.
