diamond and pearl were so fucking STUPID honestly. two fire types available in the whole region and then they made a fire type elite four and nowhere along the development process did they think ‘hey maybe if we have to give the fire type elite four three pokemon which are not fire type, we should, add some more fire types to the region,’ until it became time to make platinum
Imagine a fae who is just so mad about the idea of lying, like, I have spent a thousand years studying the subtle arts of deceit, weaving my spells of glamour and misdirection, and you, human, can just stand there and
say things
that aren’t true
“So yeah, I’m, uh, bright purple.”
“But you’re not! That’s not even plausible! How can you just - you are not even puce. Fine. Fine. Another one.”
