Silver Tongue

Feb 16

thebestpartofwakingup:

chloemac86:

goodqueenalys:

nomadactual:

goodqueenalys:

The 2nd Amendment is no longer the right to bear arms. 
The 2nd Amendment has become the right to take lives.
The 2nd Amendment is no longer aiding citizens. 
The 2nd Amendment is now abetting murderers.

When the laws don’t work, the laws must change. 

Well, clearly you failed 9th grade Social Studies.

You know… I honestly don’t remember how did in 9th grade Social Studies?

I did okay majoring in Political Science and American Government in undergrad though. I graduated summa cum laude so I figure I must have learned something?

Law school also went alright I guess? I did somehow manage to get an article about the constitutionality and modification of excessive force laws through out the 50 states placed in a national publication. And I also managed to pass the Bar Exam. 

But yeah it’s totally possible I failed 9th grade social studies tbh. I was a little shit when I was 15 and gave no fucks. 

Hey, 911, I just witnessed a murder.

It’s ok it’s their second amendment right

(via bloodsbane)

aplpaca:

aplpaca:

That rabbit/hare post is messing me up. I’d thought they were synonyms. Their development and social behavior are all different. They can’t even interbreed. They don’t have the same number of chromosomes. Dogs, wolves, jackals, and coyotes can mate with each other and have fertile offspring but rabbits and hares cant even make infertile ones bc they just die in the womb. Wack.

These

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are more genetically compatible than These

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and that’s why morphology-based phylogeny has Issues

(via afallenwolf)

hey guys so apparently the boss baby was based off a book

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

starlighttori:

theamazingsallyhogan:

interrogationspecialist:

snoopingasusualisee:

targuzzler:

targuzzler:

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Yeah.

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Don’t Like That

But wait, there’s more!

Watch the transitions from book to Dreamworks movie.

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I’m going back to bed

#this post went significantly downhill as i scrolled

(via afallenwolf)

acheesecakewrites:

sir that’s my emotional support found family trope

(via nofacednerd)

newtgeiszler:

ranma-official:

newtgeiszler:

hit-it-f3rgie:

newtgeiszler:

i miss when hot topic was the goth store instead of the funko/ugly disney merch store with black walls 

Hey they’re getting out of 2007 just like everyone else in this hell hole

not to be melodramatic but 2007 was better than one second of this entire decade

how do you know if this decade has basically just started

it’s 2019

2007 was before capitalism hit full force and we didnt have to worry about things like the economy and nuclear war

(via stemmmm)

hyperionangel:

hyperionangel:

if i got to ask a genie for a wish i wouldn’t just ask for money i would specifically ask for all of jeff bezos’ money and then use all his money to do all the things people keep saying jeff bezos could do with his money

pros of this plan:

cons of this plan:

(via nofacednerd)

viostormcaller:

bigtea3:

quasi-normalcy:

60% the jobs that we’ll have in 20 years don’t even exist yet! Who knows what you’ll be? A slave in an asteroid mine? A client who follows rich people around to laugh at their jokes? An organ transplant repo man? A substitute pollinator? A guillotine attendant? There are just so many possibilities!

tea…..and theyre all part-time too

And wont pay nearly enough and you’ll STILL have to find time to work two jobs

i dont know, guillotine instructors are probably unionized.

(via nofacednerd)

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juniperberrie:

beachcryptid:

beachcryptid:

beachcryptid:

anyone remember those betty crocker infomercials they played on cartoon network in the like the early-mid 2000s for no reason

there was also the chocolate factory commerical

My whole body just experienced deja vu 

(via bloodsbane)

tybalt-you-saucy-boi:
“ startistving:
“You heard it here first, Mark Zuckerberg likes anime.
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It literally says “Ever since I created Facebook” right there
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tybalt-you-saucy-boi:

startistving:

You heard it here first, Mark Zuckerberg likes anime.

It literally says “Ever since I created Facebook” right there

(via demilypyro)