Silver Tongue

Feb 15

berenshand:

berenshand:

tolkien: all the war and death in lotr has nothing to do with the war i was in

tolkien: just like how all the morals/good vs evil/everything my characters believe have nothing to do with my morals/beliefs/religion

tolkien: and that character that comes back from the dead has nothing to do with my religion which is based on someone coming back from the dead and uses coming back from the dead as metaphor literally constantly so don’t get any ideas

tolkien: and none of those giant evil spiders have anything to do with the tarantula that bit me either

clive staples: jirt youre literally so stupid

tolkien:

clive:

tolkien: that really slow grumpy tree who takes forever to get to the point or make up his mind is definitely you though

meanwhile, clive staples: Every Single Thing In This Book Including The Talking Lion Is From My Actual Life

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caucasianscriptures:
“Meet the Midwesterners
”
but like, 10 hours isnt far

caucasianscriptures:

Meet the Midwesterners

but like, 10 hours isnt far

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nollimet:
“also! guess who remembered pokemon fusions! it was me
”

nollimet:

also! guess who remembered pokemon fusions! it was me

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corsolanite:

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A Bulbasaur Funko Pop vinyl has been announced and is set to be released on Pokémon Day, February 27th 2019! 🍃

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copywriteddad:

deadmau5 as a person is funny to me dude gets banned on twitch for calling someone a f*g, makes “did u assume my gender????” jokes, and painted nyan cat on his ferrari i thought he was like in his mid twenties and it turns out hes like pushing 40 get fucked dead mow five

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gaygirlplays:

gaygirlplays:

gaygirlplays:

gaygirlplays:

gaygirlplays:

Have you heard of the High Elves?

Hragh.

BRRRLMM!

Huuu!

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stimman3000:

stimman3000:

stimman3000:

stimman3000:

i managed to infiltrate a rabies discord server and at least 75% of the people in it are fucking w each other but its so wild. my pineal gland is calcifying

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WHAT ALL WOMEN LOOK FOR IN A MAN:

ranma-official:

lana-del-ramiel:

joey-wheeler-official:

-Biped

-No feathers

I knew it, the mobile nuclear launch system “Metal Gear” is the perfect boyfriend

Diogenes, holding up a plucked chicken: Behold, a weapon to surpass Metal Gear!

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