Silver Tongue

Mar 07

plasmalogical:
i was talking with my brothers yesterday and we decided the best way to own a guy who takes off his shirt to fight you is to pick his shirt up and put it on
I would also like to add smell it after you put it on without breaking eye contact.

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wizardshark:

someclevermoniker:
Look not to be rude or anything but didn’t science already announce that smoking was bad for you like 60 years ago
as much as i agree with the joke its REALLY important to put the foot down on vaping and e-cigarettes. That guy with a beard vaping in your coffee shop is CONVINCED that its completely healthy and perfect alternative to smoking and they gotta see otherwise, even as damningly obvious as it is

(via deep-sea-prince)

gryphll:

rafasolano:
rafasolano:
easter is on april fools day this year and all i can think about is the bible story of jesus
an apostle: man i can’t believe jesus died
jesus, rising from the grave: surprise bitch april fools
an apostle: we thought you were dead!
jesus, about to invent april fools: oh, you haven’t heard?

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congenitalprogramming:

dedenne:
ultrafacts:
Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts
which is even funnier because she’s the reason lesbians are called lesbians. she was know as sappho of lesbos and her poems were all about her love for women
no im totally not a lesbo my super actual husband is dick allcocks from man island i’m megahet

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poinko:

whatpumpkin:
Troll Call! Uh…I don’t…um…can someone come get this troll. Please.
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bloodsbane:

ah yes, my new favorite troll
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