Silver Tongue

Feb 09

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purple-apricots:

jehovahhthickness:

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Why is this so funny

(via thatsthat24)

nofacednerd:
“ viostormcaller:
“ actually-al:
“ pixiis-blog:
“ astudyingreer:
“ fairyofsomething:
“ hidingoutbackstage:
“I’m right and I should say it
”
Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?
”
“Hey”
“Hey” ”
“Hey Dork.”
“I am...

nofacednerd:

viostormcaller:

actually-al:

pixiis-blog:

astudyingreer:

fairyofsomething:

hidingoutbackstage:

I’m right and I should say it

Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?

“Hey”

“Hey”

“Hey Dork.”

“I am not a dork.”

“Yes you are. And mom wants to talk to you.”

“Whats up buttholes”

“Shut up Loser”

“Hey maaaan”

“Hey maaaaan”

Or

“Hey stoop-stoops”

“No”

my brother and I literally just scream at each other in greeting

tpose and say “surprise motherfucker”

awesomegaysdonequick:

You, are the guy.

You’re capable of being the guy.

I didn’t have a guy, but now I do.

You. Are. The guy.

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hallandoates1970topresent:

carnival-phantasm:

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this is the funniest fucking thing i have ever seen

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banishedquasiroyal:

undyne flexes through the PAIN. she is so fucking ripped on every level…including that of the HEART

her heart is the strongest muscle in her body.

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fugghut:

ayeforscotland:

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Absolute state of the British media. Their sheer arrogance is an embarrassment.

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(via newbarrk)