silver-tongues-blog asked: hot take, the ultimate villain of homestuck is paradox space for making everything happen the way it did and punishing anyone who wanted to deviate from the path set out
see i wish i could subscribe to that theory but that’s like saying that truth from fmab is a villain! ultimately paradox space is but an all encompassing entity—it is space, it is time, it is life, it is doom. it isn’t bad or good—it just is, and without it, there is nothing.
true unabashed evil in homestuck stems from power, but isn’t that the case with reality as well?
the rason i subscribe to the theory is because i also subscribe tot he theory that john beat paradox space. that his retcon powers are the only thing that could properly derail its plans without punishing everyone involved. the most paradox space can do is try to clean up the duplicates which is why once john got the retcon powers, it gave them a position to beat lord english who i think is the avatar of paradox space reflective in john kicking caliborns ass.
basically, my theory is that paradox space is an asshole and its self insert is LE which is why all the events lead to LE being created up until the retcon.
I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist
If you haven’t seen this episode of Mythbusters I feel so bad for you because “What car?” remains to this day as a defining moment of my adolescence and my entire life
