Silver Tongue

Mar 03

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New In-Game Dialogue Prediction:

nitewrighter:

Torbjörn’s Turret: *gets destroyed*

Torbjörn: MY BABY!!

Brigitte: *gets eliminated by an enemy*

Torbjörn: MY OTHER BABY!!!

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ithelpstodream:

thebittercoffee:

ithelpstodream:

kid: mom, is that a boy or a girl?

mom: go ahead and ask

kid: *turns to me* are you a boy or a girl?

me: no

kid:

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Don’t tag this bullshit as LGBT, this is not LGBT. You are NOT LGBT for being ‘‘nonbinary’‘, call yourself any shit, but you are not LGBT and don’t tell lies.

do you see that T in LGBT?


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stop excluding agender and non-binary folk. cis people do a good enough of a job at that already.

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a-simpler-life:

smolredlesbian:

whatblogidonthaveablog:

blueandbluer:

flashinqlights:

ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

I love this idea. We used to do things like this in Improv.

Related game: “THINK ABOUT IT.” You’re given a random topic, and your job is to build it into an epic conspiracy theory, the crazier the better. You end your rant with a serious face and the command that your listeners “Think about it.” 

Another related game: Illuninati. Similar to Think About It except you are given 2 completely different topics and you have to connect them to each other in a wild conspiracy rant

Rb to safe an awkward hang out

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@deyogee

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bleepbloop-caboose:

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powerhh:
“muse of space.
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powerhh:

muse of space.

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