the true plot twist of gravity falls is that stanley is the smart twin and ford is the biggest dumbass in 52 dimensions
Stan: I’ve run a very successful business for thirty years while rebuilding a portal with one third of the blueprints and no help from a demon.
Ford: It says not to summon him but he called me smart so he can’t be that evil
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their sibling rivalry is so important to me.
A snake that’s wide instead of long
Please don’t mind my real fast MS paint version of this.
those are his arms he wants a hug :(
hug!!
consider
adapted for hot dogs
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THIS MAY AS WELL HAPPEN!!!!!!!
HEY UH
Tumblr is officially a PvP zone
Apparently you don’t make them. The group chats appear randomly for you to join and all messages disappear after 24 hours.
How could this
Ever
Go wrong
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I was gonna make a “remember when captain america punched harley quinn in the face” post before realising that margot robbie and jaime pressly are not actually the same person despite the evidence that they most definitely are
I mean???
they are literally the same person???
for years I’ve believed there was only one of them????
but??? there’s two?¿?¿?¿
And they’re not related?
😦😦😦😦🤭🤭🤭🤭
Their mamas have some explaining to do
that’s one person and you can’t fool me
The plot thickens!
What’s happening
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Instead of treasure, magic items or experience, the adventurers are rewarded at the end of a quest with “exposure”.
cursed
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