Silver Tongue

Oct 10

chefpyro:

tumblr has me on lock right now

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biglawbear:

Really concerned that anti capitalism Discourse has developed into “if you have any money at all, you’re evil and part of the problem”

Like someone who spends $200 on a practical purse is not the problem with capitalism

John Boyega having a net worth of $6 mil after multiple high profile years in the film industry is not the problem with capitalism

The enemy is the billionaires that hoard wealth and banks and companies that control entire swaths of the economy

Don’t let the guy with $200 billion convince you, who makes less than $30k a year, that the doctor making $150k a year is the enemy

The enemy is like a few dozen people and a few dozen huge banks and companies

(via bloodsbane)

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stevesuniverseleaks:

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Obsidian concept art 😍😍

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not-a-farrier:

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Baby freaking monsters!

how dare they be this adorable!


I’m using these images as inspiration for a campaign I’m running. But you should all check out Rudy Siswanto’s art. It really captures the essence of adventure.

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appleteeth:

xerem:

toastpotent:

tilthat:

TIL that on his death bed in 1936, King George’s Dr issued the final notice “The King’s life is moving peacefully towards its close" and then proceeded to inject him with 750mg of morphine and 1000mg of cocaine, enough to kill him twice over.

via reddit.com

absolutely LOST in the sauce

mutuals do this

They cut off the end of the sentence, which is criminal when you read the rest:

“….In order to ease the monarch’s suffering, and to have him expire in time for the printing presses of the Times, which rolled at midnight.”

Hurry it up, Georgie-boy, the Times needs a headline.

(via starlightshore)

lesbianfemmefatale:

Ok normally I hate the edgy “what if everyone in this children’s show was actually DEAD and in the AFTERLIFE” type thing but. Total drama island is DEFINITELY set in Hell

Total drama island and the good place could easily exist in the same universe

(Source: valentinesvampire, via the-nerdy-reindeer)

Kobold pyrimid scheme

yourplayersaidwhat:

No one in the party speaks draconic, but they’re trying to gain intel on some lizardfolk. A kobold NPC is with them, and agrees to help on some conditions.

Siren (oc): “So, what do you want?”

Kobold (npc): “I recently got into some pyrimid schemes, so i want you all to join too!”

S:“…oh.”

K: “Yeah, im not really sure why, but the guy made it sound really cool. Now that i think about it, there’s no reason to stay. They just take my money. There’s not even a product.”

S:“You should quit.”

K: “BUT IM A PLATINUM MEMBER!”

(Source: yourplayersaidwhat)

firefox-official:

head full but i dont even know what’s in there

(via bloodsbane)

thestuffedalligator:
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“It’s not autumn until you bring out the family trebuchet.
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I regret to announce that the family trebuchet has been retired following an incident wherein the trebuchet lobbed a...

thestuffedalligator:

thestuffedalligator:

thestuffedalligator:

It’s not autumn until you bring out the family trebuchet.

I regret to announce that the family trebuchet has been retired following an incident wherein the trebuchet lobbed a pumpkin backwards, taking out a truck window, before self destructing when the counterweight swung into one of the support legs, shattering it instantly

I am delighted to announce that my dad has begun work on a new trebuchet

(via taffybuns)