not to be epic but i am going to kill you with a rock
cain said this to abel
god said this to the dinosaurs
long feng said to jet
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people always say the strongest anime character is goku, next time you see a friend say that show them this
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thats all folks
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Imagine going to the Oracle at Delphi and it’s one of those days where her brain’s overshot the immediate future so all she’s doing is spouting no context memes.
Some Greek statesman: Great Oracle, will my city survive the attack from the Phoenicians?
Oracle, starring at the wall: They did surgery on a grape
Some poor fuck that’s traveled on foot for five days to get there: Might Oracle, how can I save my family from destitution?
Oracle, face down on the tile: To the left, take it back now y'all
This is quite possibly the funniest thing in existence
you go to see the oracle and shes just standing in the lucky luciano pose
