Silver Tongue

Feb 28

kilalabunnies:
“I bet it’s a bike
”
its probably a new xbox

kilalabunnies:

I bet it’s a bike

its probably a new xbox

(via demon-space-boi)

candygarnet:

rosas-rifle:

candygarnet:

rosas-rifle:

candygarnet:

candygarnet:

now im curious how pegasus got the millenium eye in did he have to get an eye surgically removed or did he just stick it right on there

for real tho the millenium eye must be the worst millenium item to happen upon whereas some of the others can just be worn as necklaces or accessories you really gotta fuckin commit to the millenium eye.

If you’re still curious, Pegasus encounters the guardian of the millennium items, who slam dunks it right into his skull.

wait what the f u c k

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Here it is in image format

holy fucking shit

(via chefpyro)

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paper-mario-wiki:

paper-mario-wiki:

paper-mario-wiki:

i wonder if i have any juggalo followers

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oh cool i loved you in homestuck

for those who dont know:

much like how both Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen played Michelle in Full House, every single individual page in which Gamzee was in frame, he was being played by a unique juggalo.

(Source: paper-mario-wiki, via newbarrk)

sovereign-slayer:
“ thelovelyblark-barg:
“Well!! It wasn’t a meme tweet!
”
@directium
”

sovereign-slayer:

thelovelyblark-barg:

Well!! It wasn’t a meme tweet!

@directium

(via newbarrk)

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toasthaste:

sbnkalny:

You: ball pit ; me, an intellectual: clown’s nest.

How does a bot have the hottest takes I’ve ever fucking seen.

(via newbarrk)

rosexknight:

sexbanglish:

sexbanglish:

so here’s a quick story

to help with decision making when going on a date, my bf and i created a list of 20 restaurants we like. 1 being ihop (as a joke, neither of us actually like ihop), 20 being our favorite steakhouse, with the rest in no particular order. we roll a d20 and go to the corresponding place

after i wrote the list down, he goes “roll it, let’s go to dinner tomorrow night!” i got excited, he got a die out, and i fucking CRIT FAILED and now we’re FORCED to go to ihop tomorrow because both of us are too stubborn to back out omg

im currently on the phone with him and im saying “what time you wanna go” and he’s all “to ihop? what time are we going to ihop?” omg he just keeps saying ihop to emphasize how dumb we are

I love this idea I’m doing this.

(via rosexknight)

sp4cec4det:
“ pro tip: if your dad thing ever makes you stay in the house fuck shit up. turn human. fuck with his potions. let all the fucking ocean creatures into your house. turn your sisters into large golden fish. you’re five
”

sp4cec4det:

pro tip: if your dad thing ever makes you stay in the house fuck shit up. turn human. fuck with his potions. let all the fucking ocean creatures into your house. turn your sisters into large golden fish. you’re five

(via vampywe)

dinothunder:

dinothunder:

i’m sure it’s common knowledge among dc fans but nothing fucked me up more than recently learning catman isn’t originally from the fairly oddparents

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he got him and adam west like a set of deviantart adoptables

(via officialkeikoandgilly)