i knew a surgeon and he once told me “nobodys insides look like how the textbooks say they will. you never know what you’re going to find in there once you open them up” and that was easily the most ominous thing anyone’s ever said to me
i mostly just think of shinigami eyes as a social media extension, like it tells me users to avoid so it’s always such a hysterical sense of whiplash seeing shit like richard nixon’s fucking wikipedia page marked as red