Silver Tongue

Jan 30

[video]

if a union will destroy your company then your company should be destroyed.

morthils:
wiccan-lesbionage:
housetohalf:
Spicy opinion: this includes theatre companies.
Spicier opinion: this includes non-profits
crying because its so spicy opinion: video game companies too

(via bloodsbane)

The joy of playing a low INT character.

yourplayersaidwhat:

NPC: You need permission from the cardinal to get in.
Fighter: Okay, where do I find that bird?

friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt:

gaypussyretard:
this image actually makes complete sense & that is a fucking trip & a half.

(via demilypyro)

incorrectfmadialogue:

automail-freak-and-alchemy-freak:
Like, you dared to knock on the door, now the door has been opened
Shaggy give me your power
Zoinks man like that’s totally not groovy of you. You contain every soul in the country? I contain every soul in the universe and they, like, continue to exist because of my mercy dude

(via incorrectfmadialogue)

ryukotatsuma:

cairo-overcoat:
in other news, my flag is being held up by sticky hands ive punched into the ceiling
That’s cool and all but what the FUCK is that thing

(via mentaltypo)

[video]

sympathetic-deceit-trash:

captainlordauditor:
charlesoberonn:
charlesoberonn:
charlesoberonn:
Anti-Mom: You shouldn’t not-complain because there’re always people who have it better.
Anti-Mom: It’s okay if you don’t finish your plate because you’re only human and the vast majority of food waste comes from corporations and government organizations throwing it away, and not households.
Anti-Dad: As long as you live under my roof, we will communicate and negotiate the terms and rules together to make it the most pleasant living experience for the both of us.
this…..this is the addams family
That’s because the Addams are a healthy family

(via deep-sea-prince)

butchpersephone:

yeah 8a8ey!

silver-tongues-blog asked: favourite DND race and class?

bevendre:

The first I played will probably always be my favorite. Tiefling and rogue respectively.

thats valid. tieflings rogues are very dashing especially to bees