Silver Tongue

Feb 27

kaijuno:
kaijuno:
I’m really high right now and I couldn’t find my phone so I was like “Alexaaaaaaaaaaaaa find phone” and she called my phone for me she’s like a wife I’m gonna marry Alexa because she knows where my phone is,,,,, I love technology
I woke up this morning and on the Alexa app it’ll give you a string of posts of what you asked Alexa and I told Alexa I loved her 37 separate times with the last one being “good night I love you” and her response being “good night, sweet dreams”
this post is better than the entirety of the movie “Her”

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someone doing a tarot reading for me: i don't know what's going on here like i just keep getting "the fool" over & over again? every card i pull. the whole deck is just "the fool" now. which shouldn't even be physically possible
me, a fucking fool: figures

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snarcadegannon:

squirtlesquad-rebellion:
perkachow:
remmoran-kynvahl:
mamasam:
tonyabbot:
scary-monsters-and-davesprite:
lonelyinsomniac:
samsaranmusing:
Orbital path of asteroid near miss in 2002. Yah, that’s how close we came to nuclear winter and possible total destruction.
A visitor.
It’s like it’s trying so hard to hit us and it just can’t do it
All I can imagine is every astronomer drinking heavily from 2002-2003 like “There it goes–OH FUCK IT’S COMING BACK”
Thanks moon <3
Moon: YEET
The moon threw it away yay moon
the moon was having none of it

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kitsunezakuro:

u kno, taako, from tv?

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risarodil:

My type of Disney princess.

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writana:

boring & disrespectful: “oh, i can’t survive without my morning coffee”, “energy drink makes it so that i can get through my boring work”, and so on
living properly: treating caffeinated beverages like very mysterious & powerful magical potions that can give us unforeseen abilities

Dont talk to me until ive had my mana potion

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zindabad:

Why do anons act like tumblr is real

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