Silver Tongue

Feb 25

Colleges Are Promising High Schoolers That Getting Suspended For Protesting Guns Won’t Hurt Their Admissions Chances -

zelda-guru-momi:

This is some wonderful news, spread it so the college hopefuls see it!

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sliami:
“ temptation-revelation:
“ broadjay:
“ smol-gay-sunflower:
“ jo-shmo:
“ incognitobliss:
“ ryantherabbit:
“ ruinedchildhood:
“Incredibles 2 (2018)
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Okay so no one wants to talk about why the baby has red hair and blue...

sliami:

temptation-revelation:

broadjay:

smol-gay-sunflower:

jo-shmo:

incognitobliss:

ryantherabbit:

ruinedchildhood:

Incredibles 2 (2018)

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Okay so no one wants to talk about why the baby has red hair and blue eyes????????????????????!1

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Maybe because his mom has red hair and his dad has blue eyes??dont you dare disgrace elastigirl with that fuckery

But what about violet?

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She has BLACK hair

Because genes don’t just come from your parents. Her grandmother might have had black hair, you don’t know.

or she dyed it!! like the goth lil teen she is

She has the dominant goth genes, dash has all the flawed recessive preppy genes

edgy cartoon theory: blocked

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via chefpyro)

yourplayersaidwhat:

me, a tiefling bard: i want to search the ocean for my dagger
DM: no, it’s gone, you won’t find it
me: well then i roll to seduce the ocean
me: nat 20
DM: no way, roll percent dice
me: 96!
DM: damn it, i thought 90 would be high enough! *sighs*
DM: an octopus throws the dagger back at you, hitting your shoulder. you take 2 damage and you can keep the fuckin dagger

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jitterbugjive:

silverderp098:

jitterbugjive:

woah wait okay so the tradition of marriage where the wife takes the husband’s name makes no godamn sense. It is only a 100% certainty that the woman is passing her genes down, the father could be someone other than the person she’s married. So it would make sense that the woman’s family name be carried on, as it’s clearly her children

It’s an option for the wife to change her surname if she wants to. She isn’t forced to have her husband’s name.

I didn’t say that. 

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I didn’t say it was law, I said it was a tradition, and the tradition makes no sense. 

Obviously I know couples can choose which last name to keep.

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(Source: beyonslayed, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)